By OMGWTF - 13/08/2009 02:01 - United States

Today, while biking home from work, a 12 mile trip, I was speeding down a long hill and my jean pant leg got caught in the chain. It ripped, and then the rest of my pant leg ripped off. I had to bike 10 more miles half naked along the highway. FML
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johnny_doe 0

I hope it was on the side away from traffic.

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kwbuzz23wk 0

why were you riding your bike on the highway?

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triplethreat13 0

this is possible, depending on the quality of the jeans. just because it's on tv doesn't mean it can't happen. if the jeans were expensive, YDI for wearing good jeans on a bike ride. if they were old and crappy, FYL for having to ride without pants.

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motleyfan18 0

I smell a load of BS cause its illigal o ride bikes on a highway. But if youre a hot girl, ride like that to my house ;o

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deathbunny256 0

Then did you proceed to ride in shame while others proceeded to laugh because your bike proceeded to take off your jeans? then did you proceed to arrive home and proceed to put on some new pants then proceed to watch your TV that proceeded to break so you proceeded to call the company who proceeded to tell you to buy a new one so you proceeded to do just that?

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f_alltheirlives 3

I just proceeded to fall to in love with you deathbunny.... New pants 50 bucks, New bike 200... submitting a clearly fake fml and proceeding to use the biggest taboo of fmylife (Except the mastercard format) PRICELESS

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jessxoxo28 5

omg, lol!!!! u should have called a cab or something

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zaknuttall 0

i moderated this one that would suck pretty hard though. fyl

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locking 0

It could of been worse, The chain could of locked up and shot you off the bike at 45+ miles per hour killing you

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kusiobache 0

ydi not for wearing jeans, but for wearing baggy pants. Especially since you were biking. your even more retarded since it ripped the entire chain off. Its happened to me before just stop and unhook the pants. Heck you were on a LONG HILL you didnt even need to pedal and then your pants would be fine

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porp1 4

ydi for wearing long pants IN FREAKING CALIFORNIA!!!!! ITS SUMMER!!!!! ever hear of shorts?!??!?!

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theroofisonfire 0

"The coldest winter I ever saw was the summer I spent in San Fransisco" - Mark Twain. Not all of California is warm and sunshiny year round captain dipshit

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