Miscellaneous: Today, while attempting a DIY pest removal, one of our tenants... - FML

By Al - 10/03/2010 02:07 - United States

Today, while attempting a DIY pest removal, one of our tenants lit a skunk on fire. FML

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By siannacasey - 03/07/2011 20:53 - United States

Today, I left my bedroom window open to let in some fresh air while I slept. A skunk got in and sprayed my room. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2021 10:01

Today, I poured gas around my house for pest control. I can still smell it from inside. FML

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By anonymous - 02/02/2010 17:32 - France

Today, I put out a fire. Sadly, it was on my doorstep because someone had lit a bag of dog poop. FML

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By ThatGirl - 19/07/2012 15:30 - United States

Today, an idiot decided it would be fun to light up a firecracker in front of our house. It ended with firetrucks, a black yard, and yet somehow the weeds survived. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2022 06:00

Today, I had my window opened slightly, without a screen behind it. I walked into the living room and smelled a skunk. I looked out the window and saw a skunk, so I quickly closed the window. However, it was too late. Before I could do so, it turned and sprayed me, a few meters of my house, and our front porch too. FML

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By skunked - 18/06/2013 18:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was visiting my childhood home, and I checked out my old treehouse. A family of skunks had made it their home, and I was promptly sprayed upon entering. FML

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By how - 25/07/2013 04:10 - United States - Crozier

Today, my husband managed to set fire to half of our garden setting up mosquito repellents. FML

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By pritch44 - 17/06/2010 16:12 - United States

Today, I found out that we have six skunks under my shed. While I was mowing the lawn, they all came out and sprayed me. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2022 02:00

Today, I found out that I have mice because my landlady got rid of the community cats that were keeping them outside, and apparently my cats aren't taking care of them. I found out when I turned on my oven and my apartment was filled with an awful smell that turned out to be burning mouse crap. FML

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By moosemay - 06/02/2016 11:42 - Germany - W?rzburg

Today, I heard a noise in my garage so I grabbed a baseball bat and went to look. The skunk I stirred was actually better armed than me. FML

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XDNurse 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 9:10

that's horrible!

CharlotteRx 4

Wednesday 10 March 2010 9:06

Well, at least he got rid of it. F the skunk's life : (

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karinerz 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 13:51

At least it wasn't you who lit it on fire.(:

Tekno4Lyfe 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 14:05

own=P

zippit09 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 14:17

ROFL!

shawty69_fml 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 14:22

AHAHHAAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH funny shit

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Wednesday 10 March 2010 14:52

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Wednesday 10 March 2010 14:54

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fisheatsbear 6

Wednesday 10 March 2010 15:01

GO AWAY

astro_plastic 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 15:04

YOU AND YOUR FALSE SAGGY ******* NEED TO GTFO

ScoobyDoo92 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 15:06

that is rather funny. (tears of laughter)...

whitewhale81 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 15:25

That's awesome that tenant is my hero lol

ktbird 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 15:39

Your hero? That is just horrible and pathetic. People who rescue animals after events like this and advocate for the laws to protect them are heroes, not that idiot.

Gator3LS 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 23:43

Will you bloody shut the **** up!!!!!!!!!!!

djavalanche 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 15:31

hey at least u dont have to deal with the pest removal

jacepooh 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 15:38

@66 is right you should report them because that's hellla messed up to the poor skunk

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