Intimacy: Today, while at work, I got a call. They left a voicemail. It...

By Cantbreath94 - 13/11/2010 06:07 - Canada

Today, while at work, I got a call. They left a voicemail. It was a 7 minute voicemail of the mattress squeaking and my mom screaming my dad's name. I am going to their house for supper tonight. FML

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Same thing different taste

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By JDLAX1924 - 05/08/2010 23:24 - United States

Today, my mom came into my bedroom and told me to "Listen to this voicemail." I listened to me and my girlfriend talking dirty, followed by the bed springs bouncing for 3 minutes. I had my phone in the pocket while I was having sex with her and it left my mom a nice voicemail. FML

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By Maxime - 20/11/2008 10:19 - France

Today, after making love to my girlfriend, I realised that the phone was on the bed and because of the movements, it called my dad by itself. It went to voicemail. My dad will soon have all the details. FML

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By glittercat - 26/01/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML

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Nice to know

By rejectedson - 15/10/2009 23:23 - United States

Today, my father got married. He left me a voicemail to tell me all about it. FML

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By Gwayhir - 19/11/2008 04:58 - France

Today, I was making love with my girlfriend and my landline rang. Obviously, I let it go to voicemail. At the very moment I was about to cum, I heard my mum's voice on my voicemail: "Hi sweetheart!" FML

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My ears! My ears!

By Anonymous - 13/06/2019 05:15

Today, I woke up at 1:39 a.m. to my dad's phone going off, only to hear my parents having sex. It's now 2:12 a.m. and I can still hear them going at it. FML

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By noway6000 - 03/03/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, my parents left for work before I had to leave for school and I decided to skip. I stayed by the phone, expecting the school to call so I could pose as my parent and excuse my absence. The phone rings and I pick up. It's my Mom, calling to leave my dad a message on the machine. FML

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Wish you were here

By taylor124 - 22/08/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, I listened to a voicemail from my mom about how she misses me and can't wait to see me when I get back from vacation. Thinking she hung up, my mother then had a conversation with my aunt about how quiet the house is without me and how she'd be blessed if I didn't come home. FML

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By over_protected - 18/01/2010 12:28 - Canada

Today, I received a message from front desk that my concerned father is trying to contact me. I call only to hear that my parents were freaking out that I wasn't answering my phone. They saw me 9 hours ago. They were going to call the police. I'm in college and also don't live with them anymore. FML

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HOW COULD YOU?

By mylifesuckssss - 09/10/2010 04:39 - United States

Today, I received a 7-page text message during school from my mom yelling at me because I ate her cereal. FML

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Saturday 13 November 2010 16:10

Well I guess your moms a screamer and your dad has skills.

angel55033 12

Saturday 13 November 2010 16:11

play it back for them lol but WTF why did you listen to all 7 minutes that's just wrong

Comments

Gorsbug823 0

Monday 15 November 2010 6:49

ydi for saying supper

Fall3nAngel 22

Monday 15 November 2010 8:13

Uh, why would they even... How did they even manage... How and when did they decide they were going to..????

cathyran25 0

Monday 15 November 2010 8:47

yes but u chose 2 listen 2 it all u could have chose not 2 after a few seconds ;)...... MASTURBATION :P

DrummerBoy21 0

Monday 15 November 2010 10:42

If you have a Boyfriend/Girlfriend... get Revenge ;)

Jersey_love 0

Monday 15 November 2010 15:49

I'm surprised I haven't gotten one of those voice mails from my folks yet. That's one reasoni haven't gone to Fl to visit them in 4 yrs.

capilot 10

Monday 15 November 2010 20:46

This isn't an FML, this is awesome. Your parents have still got it going on. Which is good new for you for when you're their age. An FML would have been if she'd been screaming someone else's name.