Work: Today, while at work, a man came in wearing a very elaborate...

By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 19:31 - United States

Today, while at work, a man came in wearing a very elaborate cowboy ensemble and went to talk to one of my coworkers. Once he left, I asked her how she knew a gay cowboy. She then explained that he's actually a farmer and her husband of ten years. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2020 03:30

Today, a coworker was telling me he was lonely and needed someone special in his life. I replied, "Why don't you find yourself a girlfriend?" He looked at me weird and said, "I'm gay." FML

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Sneaky but clever

By Sorryfornotbeinggoodenough - 19/02/2022 18:00

Today, I found out that the coworker I’d been crushing on told me he was gay so I wouldn’t hit on him anymore. Turns out he did that so he could focus on wooing a female coworker of mine. They’re now dating. FML

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By Mark - 27/03/2017 09:00 - United States - Knoxville

Today, I asked out a coworker I really like. She gave me a weird look and said, "You're not gay?" I said no, to which she said, "Well, I am". As it turns out, I was the only one who thought she was straight, and the only one who thought I was straight. FML

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Mind your own beeswax

By Anonymous - 22/08/2020 17:02

Today, I saw an employee showing off a picture on his phone. I couldn't quite see what it was and tried to inject myself in to the conversation. "Whatcha got there, a cow?" It wasn't. It was a photo of his wife, posing in her wedding dress for the first time since their wedding day several years and children ago. FML

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By csor027 - 29/09/2010 06:33 - United States

Today, I was having a good talk with a coworker and I was excited that I've made my first friend at work. After sharing some stories and some laughs he asked if I had a boyfriend. I said I do. He asked if I was always faithful, I said I was. He then walked away. FML

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Slightly homophobic, but OK…

By Anonymous - 27/02/2022 04:00

Today, I was pulled into an argument between a woman and her boyfriend. He wanted to buy a jacket and she wanted my opinion, as a gay man, on whether it suited him. I’m not gay, I'm even married to a woman. They were very surprised because apparently I look "super gay." Other shoppers agreed. FML

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Ah yes, homophobic jokes, so funny

By Anonymous - 05/02/2021 05:01

Today, I was working at my desk when a colleague came over to my desk and said, “You loiter in gay bars”. I started having a panic attack because I thought he'd found out and would out me to my wife. Only when he began cracking up laughing did I realise it was a "joke." FML

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Mask off

By Anonymous - 09/04/2020 20:00 - India

Today, I found out that the guy I've been dating for a year is and always has been gay. I was apparently "an amazingly convenient beard" for his ultra-religious family. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 06:32 - Canada

Today, I went to my husband's work to give him lunch. His assistant told me his "wife" was in his office. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2009 16:23 - United States

Today, I went to a social event with a very attractive male co-worker. Things were going awesome, we were flirting and really hitting it off. Then his 'wife' called. FML

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LtHoward 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 1:24

Lol wtf, Just cause he's dressed like a cowboy doesn't make the man guy, that's funny though, you better have apologized OP, anyways YDI for making such an assumption.

alex_vik 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 1:32

Take the stick out of your ass and realize that not all "cowboys" are gay. YDI

Comments

jbadvocacy 2

Sunday 14 March 2010 10:35

Open mouth, insert foot.

Big_Al120 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 10:56

@57, hahaha, made my day. apparently she's in denial

I_Have_No_Idea 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 17:31

last time I checked most cowboys are the very opposite of gay... ydi for being a retard.

cjeffre9 3

Sunday 14 March 2010 18:43

yesterday, I posted this FML for moderation. Today i read it to find my FML story slightly changed, and from "anonymous" in California FML. I officially declare shanannigans on this website

ChoclateDimondz 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 19:47

I know its probaly too late but you should have said gay as in "happy" because gay also means "happy"

Kay_Lautner 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 21:27

taylor lautner lives in california ya no!!!!!!

dialpforpleasure 0

Monday 15 March 2010 18:30

Why the hell would you just spit out "taylor lautner lives in california ya no!!!!!!" for no ******* reason? That has nothing to do with anything involved in this thread. And even if it did, shut up, no one cares. I think the real FML here is that you like Twilight. Get help. (Also, in case you didn't know, lost of celebrities live in California, it's called living close to your work)