Today while at lunch in school I got a bag of lays in the lunch... - FML

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By Vuil - 15/01/2017 00:18

Today while at lunch in school I got a bag of lays in the lunch line, only to open the bag to find a full rotten potato inside it, the smell was so bad my friend had to go home because she got sick. Fml

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mcdgaf 14

Friday 20 January 2017 20:41

how do you not notice the weight of a potato versus the weight of air?

AzariusStar01 26

Friday 20 January 2017 10:20

Ok that's gross. You should tell the cafeteria workers about that in case any of the other bags have the same thing inside. Lays messed up.. never heard of that happening though

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AzariusStar01 26

Friday 20 January 2017 10:20

Ok that's gross. You should tell the cafeteria workers about that in case any of the other bags have the same thing inside. Lays messed up.. never heard of that happening though

mcdgaf 14

Friday 20 January 2017 20:41

how do you not notice the weight of a potato versus the weight of air?

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