By indiansbaseball4 - 14/01/2010 08:27 - United States

Today, while at a bar a woman of about 40 came up to me and asked me to dance, and being only 20 I thought I had met the perfect "cougar" for a one night stand. After a few up-beat dances, a slower song came on and we continued to dance. She started sobbing and claimed I was the son she never had. FML
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indiansbaseball4 0

In Texas there are TONS of bars that are 18+....for all of you that claim it has been on a show, that's your own prerogative and you might need to get out more and quit watching so much TV. Just sayin'....BUT what's so bad about trying to experience an older woman while I'm still young enough to do something about it?? haha. Bad thing about the whole deal was, I never made a move on her other than dancing and I wasn't even looking at her when she started sobbing out of control! After the comment I bought her a drink, and never even glanced her way again. FYI, while I don't have a "fake," I use my brothers I.D., so as far as the bars are concerned, I'm 25..good call synchroskater

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douchbaggins 0

You should have told her she was like the grandmother you never had. That will help her out with her mid life crisis.

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aliciaann29 0

that's what you get for dancing with a cougar.... stick to the young dumb ones :)

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marine10_fml 0

real smart ass remark cyclone

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davidhasmorefun 0

what kind of person would want a son like that?

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kazaam 0

i commend u for going for the cougar. that sucks bro

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bildoze 0

you should have asked her if she also wanted to bang her son? could have turned it around...

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Tamerlan 0

...ahem...well....how should I put it.... Did you still f*ck her afterwards?

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tisiphone_fml 0

Welcome to planet Earth, where people twenty years older than you can be lonely whilst not wanting to sleep with you. Isn't it funny that this would have been the expected outcome a decade ago, and now the instant expectation was that she was trying to pick up a 20-year-old?

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mptothedc 0

aww... I can't say YDI because it's an honest mistake, but I can't say your life sucks because it doesn't. That's really nice... you still got to make her night!

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