By indiansbaseball4 - 14/01/2010 08:27 - United States

Today, while at a bar a woman of about 40 came up to me and asked me to dance, and being only 20 I thought I had met the perfect "cougar" for a one night stand. After a few up-beat dances, a slower song came on and we continued to dance. She started sobbing and claimed I was the son she never had. FML
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indiansbaseball4 0

In Texas there are TONS of bars that are 18+....for all of you that claim it has been on a show, that's your own prerogative and you might need to get out more and quit watching so much TV. Just sayin'....BUT what's so bad about trying to experience an older woman while I'm still young enough to do something about it?? haha. Bad thing about the whole deal was, I never made a move on her other than dancing and I wasn't even looking at her when she started sobbing out of control! After the comment I bought her a drink, and never even glanced her way again. FYI, while I don't have a "fake," I use my brothers I.D., so as far as the bars are concerned, I'm 25..good call synchroskater

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douchbaggins 0

You should have told her she was like the grandmother you never had. That will help her out with her mid life crisis.

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88crowns 0

hahahahaha, if u lived in alabama it would still be ok to tame that cougar

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hotpockets92 0

how did u manage to get into the bar being under the age limit?

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indiansbaseball4 0

In Texas there are TONS of bars that are 18+....for all of you that claim it has been on a show, that's your own prerogative and you might need to get out more and quit watching so much TV. Just sayin'....BUT what's so bad about trying to experience an older woman while I'm still young enough to do something about it?? haha. Bad thing about the whole deal was, I never made a move on her other than dancing and I wasn't even looking at her when she started sobbing out of control! After the comment I bought her a drink, and never even glanced her way again. FYI, while I don't have a "fake," I use my brothers I.D., so as far as the bars are concerned, I'm 25..good call synchroskater

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allmidnighteyes 10

I do cougars in the backdoor, then tell my friends she was 18.... 'cause I'm a big douche at the Scottsdale bars, at the Scottsdale bars, at the Scottsdale bars...

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driscoll1985 0

I personally would love to bang a 40 year old. With all that experience I bet the will blow your.......mind!!! Nothing wrong with a chick the same age or a nice peachy young un but get me on that 40+ train any day of the week. Sweet as a nut ;-)

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XaVi11 0

LMFAO, you must've felt like shit...

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