Love: Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend... - FML

By fthislyfe - 02/07/2011 14:06 - United States

Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML

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Same thing different taste

By rebeccacaissie - 21/11/2010 18:16 - United States

Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML

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Fake it til you make it

By foreveralone15 - 24/06/2021 10:59

Today, I sprained an arm muscle while pretending to lift weights. FML

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By looke27 - 13/11/2010 07:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML

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By Today - 07/09/2010 02:26 - United States

Today, I had to play Paper, Rock or Scissors and beat my boyfriend in order to get him to take a shower. FML

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Smash the patriarchy!

By Anonymous - 17/03/2020 14:00 - United States - Charlottesville

Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend, trying to prove to him that I was stronger. I did. He started crying. He then broke up with me because he couldn't be in a relationship in which his girlfriend was stronger than him. FML

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Sore loser

By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 02:15 - Australia - Picton

Today, my boyfriend and I were play-fighting. I managed to pin him down and win. He saw my grin, snorted, and bitterly said I'd only won because, "let's face it, you're a bit of a porker, eh babe?" FML

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By anonymous - 09/10/2011 01:20 - Australia

Today, I was play-wrestling with my girlfriend. I ended up with a cut, three bruises on my arm and a black eye. She just giggled the entire time. FML

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My feefees

By Anonymous - 17/02/2023 00:00

Today, I beat my boyfriend at chess, whilst also doing my homework and cooking dinner, and he got upset about it. FML

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By yeah hun i think insects arent animals too - 09/10/2013 07:51 - Germany - Leipzig

Today, I yet again had to pretend to be a dumb bimbo so that my boyfriend wouldn't get upset over the fact that, in some cases, I might be smarter than him. FML

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By taiannalynn5 - 02/03/2011 23:43

Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML

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Top comments

n1c0l3t 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 19:28

no honey it's about strength...

fthislyfe 22

Saturday 2 July 2011 19:52

OMG i cant believe they finally posted my FML ! im so excited

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spartans916 1

Saturday 2 July 2011 19:27

it's all about the dick strength ;)

LikeaPRESIDENT 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 21:47

what....the......deuce

holybuckets 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 22:58

Has nothing to do with that.

lalalaha 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 0:08

he's trying to say that as long as he's good with his bottom half, it doesn't matter how good he is with his top

aprilita 8

Saturday 2 July 2011 19:27

tell him it's time to hit the gym! :)

humorizer 14

Sunday 3 July 2011 20:21

I don't think he's in any position to try hitting anything.

Badtz_maru_fml 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 19:28

Weep little lion man :)

skyttlz 32

Saturday 2 July 2011 20:10

You're not as brave as you were at the start

metfanatic1986 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 4:40

rate yourself and rake yourself take all the courage you have left.

choshaki 8

Saturday 2 July 2011 19:28

as long as ur not manly, being strong for a girl is not bad. be proud!!

why_R_U_gay 1

Saturday 2 July 2011 19:28

jus image how he is in bed -_-

yepyepyepyep 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 19:29

Potential foursome?

iAmScrubs 19

Saturday 2 July 2011 19:29

I've been beaten in arm wrestles by so many girls. I know all their tricks now. Usually, they go so far down on you that your arm is almost touching the table, then they let you go all the way back up and finish them off. The same translates to sex.

KARMAREBEL 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 19:29

PLAY ALONG DUN MAKE THAT W.I.M.P.Y GUY CRY

Mrrevorp 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 19:31

lmao eventually he'll figure it out

xxxphotographyxx 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 19:38

maybe he was trying to let you win, and just acted suprised when you won... or you cold be a tank and he could be a twig.

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