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By Anonymous - 11/03/2016 01:21 - United States - Ridgefield
Today, when my BF got home from a long shift at work on his birthday I surprised him with a steak dinner followed by a foot massage, a back massage, and, of course, birthday sex. Apparently this still wasn't enough to keep him from asking if I'd be open to a threesome sometime. FML