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By Rachel247 - 01/08/2009 23:13 - Israel

Today, we had a hike at my camp. We hiked in a line. I suddenly felt things hitting me at the back of the head. After a few minutes I finally turn around, only to discover a bunch of older guys throwing tampons at my head. They were my tampons, falling one by one out of my unzipped bag. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2019 00:01

Today, I was hosting my kid's birthday party. I had a bunch of small trinkets, so I grabbed the first container I could find to put them in. It wasn’t until I went out and someone yelled, "I’ll take a heavy flow!" that I realized it was an empty tampon box. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2015 15:29 - United States

Today, a bunch of friends and I went skinny dipping in a pond. The guys all grabbed the ladies' underpants and waved then around. My bloody pad was inside of one of them. FML

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Nerf bullets

By aproudmom - 16/12/2019 20:00 - United States - Glen Head

Today, after work I came home to find my sons trying to use my tampons as nerf bullets. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2010 09:36 - United States

Today, was the third day of my camping trip with my "friends". I woke up in my boxers with my hand glued to my forehead. FML

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Dropped the ball

By TrueStories - 13/04/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, I went to a football sleepover with all of my teammates. I felt something near the bottom of my sleeping bag, and I pulled it up with my foot. My entire team watched me pull out a red thong. My parents had been on a camping trip the week before. FML

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By NotALady - 15/12/2016 22:20

Today, I was at a gas station when I got a bad stomach ache. I clenched my cheeks together and rushed to the nearest bathroom. Twenty minutes and a clogged toilet later, I exited the one-person bathroom to a line of very angry women. I had run into the wrong restroom. One of them threw a tampon at me. FML

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By BroadcitySF - 28/02/2016 03:42 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was mugged while changing my tampon. The mugger took everything, including the fresh tampon. FML

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Acting kinda sus

By sailinggsoul - 02/08/2019 00:01

Today, I bought a box of tampons and went to the store restroom to insert one. I then put the box inside my purse. On my way out, I got stopped by security, who yelled at me to empty my purse. He grabbed my bag, spilling the tampons everywhere. Apparently, he thought I was stealing. FML

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Bear with me

By bear food - 08/01/2014 04:37 - United States - Anaheim

Today, my friends and I went camping in the woods. I fell asleep first. Waking up hours later to them bunched up together in the middle of the tent and me half-way outside, I confronted them about it. They admitted, "We heard a bear so we needed a sacrifice." FML

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By shamefaced - 07/12/2012 03:11 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, I dropped my handbag into a water-filled gutter. As I was hurriedly fishing out the contents of my bag, I looked up. There was my ex, with the girl he left me for walking past, timed exactly to coincide with me manically scooping up one of many rapidly absorbing tampons. FML

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GoodbyeToSleep 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 9:11

A step up from breadcrumbs, but apparently just as unreliable.

Imawhalerider 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 9:08

haha "douche bags"

Comments

bookworm124 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 17:50

:( That sucks. Don't pay much attention to it, guys are stupid

pinkfakecheez 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 18:18

Indeed FYL. Try and get your own back by throwing something personal of theirs at them.

FreddyLunch 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 18:21

Happy Birthday on Wednesday.

f_u_u_f_f 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 18:33

Once i snuck food into an event by hiding it in the pocket of my purse where the tampons go. They searched, saw a bunch of tampons, and didn't look any further.

xxXChiiXxx 2

Sunday 2 August 2009 18:54

HAHAAH XDD

bob1124 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 18:59

YDI, kike.

Mortishia 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 19:09

Any rasist should shut the piehole up and go shoot yourself.

partialsun365 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 22:15

how do you even know shes jewish

MessyPaint 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 19:23

Back in high school, I remember this sort of thing happening sometimes, and I'd usually ignore it too. Most of the time assholes just want to get a rise out of you.