Kids: Nerf bullets

Nerf bullets

By aproudmom - 16/12/2019 20:00 - United States - Glen Head

Today, after work I came home to find my sons trying to use my tampons as nerf bullets. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 05/07/2012 04:01 - Canada - Brampton

Today, my brother thought it would be funny to pretend my tampons were "dynamite" and run around the house throwing them at my friends and family. FML

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By xoVioLoveox - 10/03/2009 02:04 - United States

Today, I was babysitting an eleven year old boy. He decided we should play with nerf guns with velcro tips. I shot him in the crotch accidentally, and the dart stuck on his pants wiggling for about a full minute before his dad walked in to find us both staring at his son's crotch, giggling. FML

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By Evaki1 - 13/06/2011 14:24 - Greece

Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML

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By Honestly - 09/02/2017 11:00 - United Kingdom - Measham

Today, I had to teach my mother that tampons do not belong in the toilet. FML

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By love_to_live - 28/07/2012 04:17 - United States - Waupun

Today, while in the store with my kids, they wanted to buy tampons because I am "getting cranky, and it should be that time of the month." FML

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By tbree - 19/09/2014 22:38 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I asked my dad to take me to the store so I could get some feminine hygiene products. When we got there, he went running down the aisles yelling, "Help! My daughter's bleeding to death! Where're the tampons?!" FML

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By Rachel247 - 01/08/2009 23:13 - Israel

Today, we had a hike at my camp. We hiked in a line. I suddenly felt things hitting me at the back of the head. After a few minutes I finally turn around, only to discover a bunch of older guys throwing tampons at my head. They were my tampons, falling one by one out of my unzipped bag. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2013 05:29 - United States - Lewis Center

Today, the kids I was babysitting somehow found a pair of my underwear. They asked if they could use them to go parachuting. FML

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By myfamilyisodd - 15/10/2011 17:05 - United States

Today, I had to take my son to the emergency room for shooting himself in the ass with a BB gun. FML

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By flustered - 06/05/2012 14:57 - United States - Rapid City

Today, my son tried to swat a fly with a hammer. Our apartment walls are now littered with dents and holes. FML

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TCRII 29

Monday 16 December 2019 20:03

Regular nerf or mega? Did it work?

J15237 25

Monday 16 December 2019 20:11

Did it launch is the number one question and hey at least your kids are using their imagination.

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Rodville 28

Monday 16 December 2019 20:03

Depending on their age it’s not that big of a deal. Just sucks they used your tampons. A friend posted a pic of their 3 year old with them on his fingers. She called him Edward tampon hands first like a year or so.

TCRII 29

Monday 16 December 2019 20:03

Regular nerf or mega? Did it work?

J15237 25

Monday 16 December 2019 20:11

Did it launch is the number one question and hey at least your kids are using their imagination.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 16 December 2019 22:33

Unused ones, I pray?

idragosani 14

Tuesday 17 December 2019 0:25

Pretty ingenius, actually, as long as they were unused lol

shannon2348 14

Tuesday 17 December 2019 7:47

I actually think this is funny. And your kids are quite imaginative.

thisisbutaname 38

Tuesday 17 December 2019 10:04

Nerf teamed up with tampons manufacturers to develop a brand new insertion method

mfranks19891989 10

Wednesday 18 December 2019 0:48

At least they weren’t doing drugs

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