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By Anonymous - 15/01/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, we got a speeding ticket in the mail with my drunk daughter's picture on it. She was waving at the camera. FML

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By Soon to be felon - 03/07/2023 22:00

Today, my sister got a speeding ticket in the mail. A month ago, I got pulled over and used her name, intending to take care of it but forgot. She's going to the police station to review the footage. FML

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By asdfas - 18/09/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, I was at work when my mother texted me, "You take a nice picture." I replied, "What picture?" I then got a reply saying, "The one on your speeding ticket showing you going 73 in a 55 mph zone. You're even smiling." FML

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By anoynomous - 02/02/2010 05:47 - France

Today, I got a ticket. The officer's daughter is my ex. He gave me a ticket for 31 in a 30 mph zone. FML

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By Blake - 02/11/2021 03:59 - Mexico - Mexico

Today, I received a traffic ticket by mail, presumably for speeding. Not a big deal, if my car hadn't been totalled three months ago. My driver's license is expired, too. FML

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By Hypocrite - 16/04/2017 12:00

Today, after giving my husband a ton of crap about the speeding ticket he got last year, I got a speeding ticket. FML

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By annoyed - 10/02/2009 03:59 - United States

Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML

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By SlowLane - 11/09/2009 21:47 - United States

Today, I got 4 "photo enforced" speeding tickets in the mail. It was from the car that was stolen from me three weeks ago. FML

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By ACAB - 16/09/2019 20:00 - Australia

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML

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By Wick - 26/05/2009 19:47 - United States

Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML

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Oh, the irony

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I called the police regarding people speeding down my street, because I was worried for my young kids. On the way home from my daughter's ballet class, I got pulled over two blocks away from my house and got a $150 speeding ticket. FML

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FYLDeep 25

Saturday 15 January 2011 12:09

She's lucky they can't tell sobriety with those cameras then. In addition to her paying the ticket, I suggest you punish her more.

livewire1701 8

Saturday 15 January 2011 12:07

time to take away her car keys

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fleck13 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 1:22

parenting fail

ndm777 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 4:53

they dont send you photos with a ticket.

Haberdashery 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 21:33

Some places do.

writergirl23 19

Saturday 18 February 2012 10:37

Oh well at least she wasn't going too fast then, you could make her out and also tell she was waving

youngroach_fml 0

Thursday 14 June 2012 19:17

that happened to my friend once when he ran a red light..right when they took the pic he was hitting a doobie! haha they got like 8 diff angles and mailed it to his parents

Catvillanueva 9

Thursday 8 December 2016 19:47

ooo time to whip some butt

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