Today was my last day to purchase Plan B due to an insanely crazy... - FML

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By i'mscrewed - 25/08/2017 04:57

Today was my last day to purchase Plan B due to an insanely crazy and hectic schedule. For some reason my two nosiest friends decided to tag along and follow me down each aisle. Once I finally escaped from their grasp, I quickly grabbed my item only to find out my debit card is missing. FML

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mcdgaf 14

Monday 28 August 2017 16:42

girl who cares? ask those bitches for money.

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mcdgaf 14

Monday 28 August 2017 16:42

girl who cares? ask those bitches for money.

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