By Anonymous - 15/08/2012 00:12 - United States

Today, wanting to be romantic, I came home with flowers, and told my girlfriend I love her and that I never want us to fall apart. Before I could finish my second sentence, she farted, said, "Aww, that's so sweet" and quickly excused herself to the bathroom. FML
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sheerem 7

She probably just had diarrhea and didn't want to crap her pants in front of you. Don't take it too seriously.

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perdix 29

Was it a fart or a queef?

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Enslaved 36

Hopefully the scent of the flowers were powerful enough to mask the farting smell. :P

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kylecook 4

Any girl willing to fart in front of you is worth keeping

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skippy2913 7

When you gotta go, you gotta go... It's just bad timing;)

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zandalee 19

Step two in not falling apart: Deal with the fact she is in fact human. If you can handle that she has normal bodily functions, the rest is easy. :)

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rivaraven 35

Just a bad timing, don't take that too seriously.. When you gotta go you gotta go.

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SluggerJ 7

Your at that stage in a relationship that farting is the smell of love lol (I can't say this with a straight face)

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Namenlos_fml 20

She liked the gesture. Consider it a win. It's a hell of a lot better than being on her bad side

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