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Jehovah's witnesses are such a pain in the ass
I like the way you think OP. And you got something out of it after all: a published FML!
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Show it anywayi'm all for religion and stuff, but I can't stand those door-to-door religious nuts
That's when you smack em' across the face with a bible.
next time were a upsidedown cross and awnser the door they will take a good look at you and walk away. he'll it worked for me and they never came to me house again
I know for a fact that this FML is fake. Some of my family are Jehovah's Witnesses and know that no Jehovah's Witness would ever do that... -_-
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Next time open the door completely naked holding a pickle in your hand in one hand, while combing your pubes with the other. They'll never bother you again.
Feisty. I like it.