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By Mcwifi - 21/04/2016 17:58 - United States - Elmhurst

Today, traffic was so bad that I was able to connect to the WiFi of a nearby McDonald's and successfully listen to a 30-minute podcast. FML

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By Jaymail - 11/10/2020 10:01 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was stuck in backed up traffic because of construction for so long that my phone actually listed where I was stuck in traffic as a place I visited. FML

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You deserved it 75

By decenthumanbeing - 14/07/2016 13:13

Today, I entered a restaurant just to use the WiFi. In order not to look cheap, I ordered a meal and a beverage. The WiFi didn't work and now I don't have enough money to buy dinner. FML

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By OweLotsaMoney - 05/09/2013 15:49 - United States

Today, I arrived at my college dorm. To help me sleep, I listened to my local radio from my phone. Little did I know, they turn off the wifi for part of the night, and hours of music were streamed onto my phone. Guess who now owes the phone company all my money. FML

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By StUbbY - 09/07/2009 14:01 - Canada

Today, I was waiting in line for breakfast at the McDonald's drive-thru. After getting so fed up that the line hadn't budged for 10 mins, I pulled out of the line, only to realize I was waiting behind 2 parked cars that were just to the left of the drive-thru lane. FML

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By stardustveins - 24/09/2015 01:14 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was waiting in the McDonald's drive-thru and listening to some music. I was tapping my non-driving foot to the song when I accidentally tapped the wrong foot and rear ended the cop car in front of me. Whoops. FML

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You deserved it 27 935

By bbcgj - 04/07/2015 09:30 - Sweden - Uppsala

Today, my internet was so slow I couldn't even load an internet speed test to see how slow my internet was. FML

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By Takegami - 22/11/2018 23:00 - United States - Norge

Today, I realized how alone I truly was when I caught myself talking to a podcast. FML

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You deserved it 318

By Lost... - 06/03/2010 06:16 - United States

Today, after leaving work at 10 pm, I took a shortcut to the highway. After getting lost, my GPS informed me that the service was unavailable and I should try back in an hour. This occurred moments before I ran out of gas. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2010 02:43 - United States

Today, I felt really depressed so I decided to go to McDonald's, get a sundae and cheer myself up. I got pulled over by the cops on the way, and was given a ticket for an expired registration. McDonald's was closed. FML

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You deserved it 13 035

By yeyt209 - 10/06/2012 07:46 - United States - Bismarck

Today, I passed out in my car in a McDonald's parking lot. I got woken up by a cop. FML

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jubejube239 24

Friday 22 April 2016 3:00

Hey, at least you had wifi, right?

el_bell3618 29

Friday 22 April 2016 3:01

Sorry about the traffic, but hey, at least you weren't the most bored of those who were stuck!

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Flint_Monroe 9

Friday 22 April 2016 8:44

This is why audiobooks save lives, kids.

funfat 10

Friday 22 April 2016 9:30

Traffic jam ayyyyyyyyyy

ssnow_fml 20

Friday 22 April 2016 12:06

You could have gone and gotten yourself a meal as well.

slavka012 11

Friday 22 April 2016 12:09

Free WiFi is godsend, not an FML :)

anarchymaniac 22

Friday 22 April 2016 12:29

Wifi is a hard thing to find. Especially in traffic.

MajesticRacoon 7

Friday 22 April 2016 13:06

It's not really FML worthy if there was wifi

Scorpio1691 29

Friday 22 April 2016 13:58

Oh wow. That is simultaneously very bad traffic and very good wifi.

MadJessTic 29

Friday 22 April 2016 19:25

Was it avoid pod-cast, at least?

Lunchy306 8

Friday 22 April 2016 20:51

Not something you should be admitting to. Technically what you did was illegal.

talking_toilet 19

Friday 22 April 2016 21:33

Thank you guys for all of your funny comments and I guess it could've been worse, I could've been stuck in long boring traffic with no wifi

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Today, I was complaining to my sister about how jealous I was of her looks. Her response was "Sometimes it's okay to be the ugly sister. Like, you have less of a chance of getting raped." FML

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