By genderless - 17/10/2016 19:34 - South Africa - Pretoria

Today, the person I was seeing asked to be just friends. A few hours later, they tried to talk me into having sex. FML
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Tripartita 44

"As much as I appreciate the offer, would you mind doing it yourself? You know, like, go **** yourself."

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vicfirthfan 11

that's when you calmly explain to them that you're just friends now. Do it with a smile so it's insulting, since they insulted you with that bs

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cheshireau 26

What female hasn't had that happen to them? I had an Ex ask me to be friends with benefits when I broke up with him.

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Well ex sex is usually pretty good. They know everything you like but cause you aren't in a relationship they make an effort to impress since every time might be the last. It's pretty tactless to ask for that when you break up with someone though.

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OldSleaze 4

Am I the only one intrigued by the word "they"?

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Colibrius_fml 5

Maybe you should read the other comments before asking...

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liesseling 13

wauw this is most likely the most boring fml ever.

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SteveDudleyUK 10

I hate it when women are like that. I hope you told her that she was right in the first place and you should just remain friends.

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Limeila 10

And how exactly can you generalise on "women" on a genderless FML?

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yara90 4

I think the joke was that this was obviously a FML about a guy..

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bobsanction 18

Dollars to donuts this was written by a woman.

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Girlshotdown1 21

Damn, that same thing happened to me the other day. He was school crush back then, we reconnected and he proceeded to say he wanted to be friends. ( I didn't want to be anything)then added me on snap chat and asked for nudes... I screen shot the conversation and sent it to his girlfriend. **** HIM

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DataWog 30

Technically, friends with benefits is a kind of friendship... but technically, someone who sounds like an ass probably is.

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