By BadAssBandit897 - 23/02/2013 13:46 - Canada

Today, the guy who confessed his love for me also confessed that in his rage, he almost shot the last girl who broke his heart. FML
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BadAssBandit897 9

Hey guys, OP here...I can't believe I forgot to log in :P anyways, I decided to be completely honest with the guy and end things. It was a little scary, seeing as he also knows where I live. He was in denial at first, but in the end he accepted that I wasn't interested. I still can't get a good night's rest though...

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Dreaded_Blue1 5

Sounds like (if the allegations turn out to be true) another Oscar Pistorious.

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IcemistDragon 20

Might wanna back out of that and inform more then one person of the situation...=/

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iammeorami 25

aiiiieee! get ready to scram!!!

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AngrySailor 17

You are running away from someone with a gun and they shoot at you. If you run fast enough that the bullet only closes half the distance every second. YOU WILL NEVER BE HIT.

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thatgirlincali 13

Did you have a shot gun wedding?

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AngrySailor 17

PRIVATE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? "I'm carving me name in this bullet Sir. WHY? "Well Sir, you know how they say 'There's a bullet out there with your name on it'. Well, I figure, if I OWN the bullet with my name on it, there is a far greater chance that I will not be hit by it, as I don't ever intend to shoot me self" Hopefully the Britts get it?

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NirotJ 2

Oscar pistorious is in love with you?!?

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