Transportation: Today, the cops pulled over and tried to arrest my friends for... - FML

By AkaiKitsune - 02/04/2017 14:34

Today, the cops pulled over and tried to arrest my friends for transportation of a corpse and murder. Just because you find a body in the back of a truck bed, wrapped in a blanket cocoon and apparently unresponsive, does not mean they are dead. I was very much alive, thank you very much. FML

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Danne696 14

Thursday 30 March 2017 4:35

From the sound of it, you shouldn't fault the cops for pulling your friend over. I mean, an unresponsive person wrapped in a blanket cocoon in the back of a truck would give off some warning signals to most people. Even if they're not dead, there has to be a reason for them to be in that state and then it's better to find out the reason when a serious crime could've been comitted.

C8H18 33

Wednesday 29 March 2017 5:04

Okay, we need the full story on this one.

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nite66 21

Monday 3 April 2017 5:27

woah honestly am speechless

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