Transportation: Today, some kids stole all four wheels off my car. They were...

By teinage - 02/05/2011 18:47 - Belgium

Today, some kids stole all four wheels off my car. They were nice enough to leave a note and some money though, "for the bus". FML

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By JennieA - 26/12/2010 23:36

Today, I woke up to all 4 of my wheels stolen from my car. The thieves were kind enough to leave the car resting on wooden blocks and bricks. FML

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By MC Turtledick - 15/02/2012 01:28 - United States

Today, I walked out and saw four kids mercilessly keying my car. When I questioned them on it, they said "Oh, that was your car? Oh well at least we didn't pee on your door handles too." FML

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By stop thief - 26/06/2014 15:11 - United States - Aurora

Today, someone stole my laptop from my car. However, they were nice enough to relock the doors after they smashed in the window. FML

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By really?! - 22/03/2020 06:30

Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML

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Glassed

By Rick - 01/07/2011 08:31 - United States

Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML

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By uppiskalle - 12/09/2014 14:32 - United States - Riverside

Today, my car was stolen from my driveway. I reported it to the police, the insurance company, and my neighbors, and begged for help via social media. As I walked to catch a bus, I saw my car parked outside my school. I forgot I left it there last night. FML

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Who did you piss off?

By Smashed - 15/11/2009 23:16 - United States

Today, when I walked up to my car, all my windows were smashed. Thankfully, all I keep in my car is jumper cables, a pen, my car insurance and manual. Whoever smashed my windows apparently was pissed, 'cos they left a note saying "F**k you and your f**king station wagon." FML

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By mickstinator - 25/06/2009 15:37 - United States

Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML

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By nomorecookies - 06/08/2011 05:53 - United States

Today, someone broke into my car just to steal the freshly baked cookies in the back seat. They also left a thank you note. FML

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Overreaction

By anonymous - 02/06/2013 05:20 - United States - Yorktown Heights

Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML

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kewlone645 8

Tuesday 3 May 2011 1:03

LOL FYL, hopefully they left the right amount for the bus. :P

FallonFerSure 6

Tuesday 3 May 2011 1:06

At least they're considerate ;D

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ShelbyyCakess 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 3:24

time for some exercise!

babycakess10 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 3:31

hahahahahaha!! at least they were trying to be considerate despite stealing your wheels.

lessays 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 3:33

they didn't steal your wheels, they just paid you less than you would have wanted to sell them for[:

CTVrhythmguitari 8

Tuesday 3 May 2011 3:33

hey look at the bright side, bus rides are an adventure! you never know what kind of crazy bastards you'll meet :D

staceysgenesis16 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 4:01

wow are u fukin kidding ?? that sux .. get wheel locks .. id track those kids down one by one and run them the *** over lyk christine ...

Stupidpeopleanno 5

Tuesday 3 May 2011 4:17

Think of it this way, "They could've stolen my car or took the wheels off my car and placed it on 4 cement blocks like they do in the movies".

wickedlyevil96 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 4:17

way to go kids! encore

wickedlyevil96 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 4:20

quit complaining. they left u with some sort of transportation. get over it.

t_fml 11

Tuesday 3 May 2011 4:27

maybe its the magic school bus! tell miss frizzy i said hey n that we have to get our lizards together soon kk bye(;

nunnellyboy 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 4:36

not like there gona use em ? can't afford to buy gas. you'll get em back.

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