Transportation: Today, some kids stole all four wheels off my car. They were... - FML

By teinage - 02/05/2011 18:47 - Belgium

Today, some kids stole all four wheels off my car. They were nice enough to leave a note and some money though, "for the bus". FML

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By JennieA - 26/12/2010 23:36

Today, I woke up to all 4 of my wheels stolen from my car. The thieves were kind enough to leave the car resting on wooden blocks and bricks. FML

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By MC Turtledick - 15/02/2012 01:28 - United States

Today, I walked out and saw four kids mercilessly keying my car. When I questioned them on it, they said "Oh, that was your car? Oh well at least we didn't pee on your door handles too." FML

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By stop thief - 26/06/2014 15:11 - United States - Aurora

Today, someone stole my laptop from my car. However, they were nice enough to relock the doors after they smashed in the window. FML

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By really?! - 22/03/2020 06:30

Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML

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Glassed

By Rick - 01/07/2011 08:31 - United States

Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML

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By uppiskalle - 12/09/2014 14:32 - United States - Riverside

Today, my car was stolen from my driveway. I reported it to the police, the insurance company, and my neighbors, and begged for help via social media. As I walked to catch a bus, I saw my car parked outside my school. I forgot I left it there last night. FML

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Who did you piss off?

By Smashed - 15/11/2009 23:16 - United States

Today, when I walked up to my car, all my windows were smashed. Thankfully, all I keep in my car is jumper cables, a pen, my car insurance and manual. Whoever smashed my windows apparently was pissed, 'cos they left a note saying "F**k you and your f**king station wagon." FML

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By mickstinator - 25/06/2009 15:37 - United States

Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML

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By nomorecookies - 06/08/2011 05:53 - United States

Today, someone broke into my car just to steal the freshly baked cookies in the back seat. They also left a thank you note. FML

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Overreaction

By anonymous - 02/06/2013 05:20 - United States - Yorktown Heights

Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML

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kewlone645 8

Tuesday 3 May 2011 1:03

LOL FYL, hopefully they left the right amount for the bus. :P

FallonFerSure 6

Tuesday 3 May 2011 1:06

At least they're considerate ;D

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Tuesday 3 May 2011 7:22

You spelled moped wrong.

laaura259 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 7:36

if these guys had to resort to stealing your tires they probably needed them more than the OP. im sure they felt bad (hence the money)

bwsf 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 8:39

Ha, that is funny! Of course, in real life, the idea of "some kids" being able to steal "all four wheels" off a car isn't remotely plausible, but it is a nice story.

msbritt06 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 10:24

how do you know they were kids

josh5634 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 14:51

OP could be old and consider anyone under the age of 30 or 35 a "kid".

josh5634 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 14:50

At least they were considerate (correct me for my spelling) and not some little douches.

silentblack 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 15:12

wow. what happened to asking their parents for money

brbfappinloudly 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 16:11

Awww how cute, the considerate theif. You should find them and inform them that they are adopted and they were concieved in a dutch oven

johncarterer93 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 16:27

How did they get the tires off?

ILike_Dancing123 19

Tuesday 3 May 2011 16:50

Awww aren't they cute! Well for giving you the money yeah :) but FYL

ceddyz17 10

Tuesday 3 May 2011 17:37

comin straight outta Compton

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