Miscellaneous: Today, six months have passed since my parents announced that...

By nerdsgetmehot - 29/12/2010 18:32 - United States

Today, six months have passed since my parents announced that they're getting a divorce. We're all still awkwardly living together because we haven't been able to sell our house yet. FML

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Moving on

By Anonymous - 20/01/2024 05:00 - United States - Waunakee

Today, a year after we agreed to a divorce, my wife and I are still married and living together because it's not financially possible for us to split. We get along well enough, but I'm ready to move on. She's already moving on, according to the boyfriend she's been seeing for months. FML

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Unreasonable

By Anonymous - 14/05/2021 11:01 - United States - Wilmington

Today, my fiancé of over 5 years and I split, since I don't want kids and he does, which I have told him throughout our relationship. It gets better: we live in a house that his father owns and his father wants me out… in a fucking week. FML

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Awkward...

By Ohnowhy - 09/09/2018 18:30

Today, I moved in with my friend and her husband so we can be roommates during school. Today is also the day they decided to get a divorce. It's going to be a long year. FML

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By hunterchik - 29/09/2018 15:30

Today, I found out about my parent's divorce over Facebook from my sister who lives 8 hours away in another province. They made the decision 3 weeks ago. I live with my parents. FML

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Put your foot down

By K.. - 28/02/2021 14:01 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I moved into our own house. He proceeded to invite his parents to stay for the week. The same parents we've lived with for the past 5 years. FML

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By Annabelle - 05/07/2009 20:12 - United States

Today, I got a call from my parents that they have decided to get a divorce. My brothers and I just shelled out $5,000 each and spent months planning their 50th Anniversary party that was supposed to be next month. FML

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I'm outta here

By VHgolf1989 - 01/06/2022 02:00

Today, I found out that after moving in with my mother and her boyfriend into his place two months ago, she's breaking up with him, and leaving me stuck with him. Awkward. FML

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By OhNo - 02/03/2013 13:31 - United States - Castlewood

Today, despite the fact of being together two years, and having a daughter, my fiancée still refuses to tell her parents about us. We're getting married in six months. FML

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The final countdown

By Hapaboy808 - 08/07/2020 23:01

Today, I'm sharing an apartment in a foreign country with my soon-to-be ex. There are 6 months left on the contract, so we both decided to live here until then to save money. She earns enough to afford her own place. Me on the other hand… FML

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By carolinagirl - 04/04/2011 16:23 - United States

Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn't tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. FML

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zp5 4

Wednesday 29 December 2010 22:25

It must be a little weird when you guys go to the kitchen table to eat...I mean, it must be a little quiet...

Luky13 0

Wednesday 29 December 2010 22:59

"pass the salt?" "GET OFF YOUR LAZY ASS AND GET IT YOURSELF!"

Comments

lizzykingsnorth 2

Saturday 11 June 2011 1:53

big ******* deal, my parents got divorced and we lived in the same house for 5 years. get over it darling

portagebeast 4

Thursday 28 July 2011 19:54

That is the worst! I went through the same experience for a year.

fatass_ninja 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 21:41

I kno how u feel :(

helenaa_luvsyew 2

Monday 9 July 2012 7:13

HAHAH omg thats horrible! haha but thats the first one thats actually made me laugh. out loud ahah.. lol.

taybwb 0

Thursday 20 September 2012 3:33

maybe thats a sign!

xrudeboyrock 29

Wednesday 20 February 2013 5:08

I know that game. It's rough. Good luck!

mistie_rowe 10

Monday 17 March 2014 5:11

haha this happened to me about 6 months ago.. I feel sorry for you!):

doglover100 28

Sunday 4 May 2014 15:53

That seems like a plot for a TV show.

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