By Infiltrator4444 - 26/07/2012 01:11 - United States - Lexington

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Today, out of curiosity, I measured the length of my penis whilst in the shower. A couple of hours later, my father called me downstairs to show me something. Turns out I left the ruler on top of the shower tree. He won't stop laughing. FML
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I told my father that it's something all guys do at least once, and that he probably did too, to which he replied, "Son, I don't have enough to measure."

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plaguer 26

If it's small, remind him who you got it from.

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ScarNuts 8

Come on, we've all done it once.... Right?

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pmr1990 12

You're not the first guy, don't worry about it.

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dead_insects 18

Hell, if I had a dick, I would do it too! ^_~

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blink_kid 32

Tell him the ruler wasn't big enough.

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cantthinkofshit 5

Well did OP mark on the ruler, "my dong is this long"?? Or is his pops laughing that he measured it in general ? I know my dad would laugh and talk shit just cause that's the way he is.

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rightspark 7

Tell him the ruler was not long enough to measure it...

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ebfbruh 0

I don't see how he could know how small it is. Unless u used a tape measure. Or is he laughing cuz u measured it?

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Dcm210 19

thats why you do that in your room.

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Infiltrator4444 6

I told my father that it's something all guys do at least once, and that he probably did too, to which he replied, "Son, I don't have enough to measure."

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StaminPrimer 0

damn man. Guess urs has to be bigger than his. I won`t hesitate to say that i did it, just not in shower.

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