By Infiltrator4444 - 26/07/2012 01:11 - United States - Lexington

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Today, out of curiosity, I measured the length of my penis whilst in the shower. A couple of hours later, my father called me downstairs to show me something. Turns out I left the ruler on top of the shower tree. He won't stop laughing. FML
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I told my father that it's something all guys do at least once, and that he probably did too, to which he replied, "Son, I don't have enough to measure."

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Top comments

plaguer 26

If it's small, remind him who you got it from.

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ScarNuts 8

Come on, we've all done it once.... Right?

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Comments

Sammi_Rose_09 5

How is she a pervert the ? Is bound to be asked when the op said he measured his dick

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stewy133 10

I was obviously being funny, dumb ass. Couldn't you tell by the ":p" face? :p

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Llamacod 11

uh fuzz, the "penis size" commenter was female, so I can think of a few reasons that she might care to know.

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fuzz97 23

Are you saying that all females are obsessed with cocks

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harshallmeim69 9

Well, I'm no expert, but it's usually natural.

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scarllet13101 5

Why does everyone think he's laughing because of the size, he wouldn't know just from seeing the ruler, he was simply laughing because he knew OP had been using it measure his shlong.

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ClashParody 21

When you were growing up, did your parents measure your height every year on a wall using a sharpie? Maybe OP did that with the ruler...

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daytoday21 10

Thank you 17, couldn't understand why everyone was being so dumb. And yea, nothing wrong with doing that...but always be sure to clear away evidence after something like that! C'mon now.

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woodfinb 1

Don't worry OP, even if it is small your dad is at least partially at fault (:

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Llamacod 11

not always, his dad could be hung like a tapir. just because you're a guy doesn't mean that you would inherit penis size from your dad.

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malfanese 6

It's okay, just tell him you were measuring from the other end! Need to know how far you are from your goal- right?

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Mister_Triangle 21

A ruler is the same length no matter which side you hold it from...

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Sarkisa54 5

That's not what they meant. What they meant was, say its 30cm right? And he measures 10 cm? He marks it there and someone saw. He'd say he started from the other end of the ruler meaning he measures 20cm... Get it?

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nancyschmancy 9

God, it is so sad you had to explain that! You are much nicer than I! :-)

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ChloeG_fml 9

Nothing to be embarrassed about :)

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MeesterMatt 3

Why do you assume the dad knew the size its a ruler im Sure he didnt mark down the size on it

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birdfreak 24

Well, you know where you got it from lol

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perdix 29

2-1/2 inches? That's pretty funny, no wonder he can't stop laughing!

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flockz 19

haha ya that's unreasonably gigantic!!

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perdix 29

It helps when you start measuring from your asshole.

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stewy133 10

Op's dad probably knew exactly what op was doing as soon as he saw the ruler. I would be laughing as well. :p

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s0ulslack 20

atleast it was your old man that found it ;)

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