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By  Baustigt  |  40

Fill your house with owls to eat the snakes. And then dogs to eat the owls. And then bears to eat the dogs. And then rednecks to hunt the bears. And then ... well, nothing gets those out. Hope you like country music.

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  leogachi  |  15

I love that this comment can be both figurative and literal.

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  sturschaedel  |  27

After having lived in a house with a mouse infestation I'd rather have the snakes, at least as long they are not an immediate danger to humans (poisonous or big enough to cause serious damage). At least snakes will not eat the Tupperware containing your food, your food, your textiles, your bed, your papers and books, your candles, your wires and half your furniture.

By  Baustigt  |  40

Fill your house with owls to eat the snakes. And then dogs to eat the owls. And then bears to eat the dogs. And then rednecks to hunt the bears. And then ... well, nothing gets those out. Hope you like country music.

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  leogachi  |  15

No matter what anyone says after this, this is the best comment.

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  gracehi  |  31

On the plus side, you can get your truck fixed with duct tape and a rubber hose and there's probably a free charcoal grill made out of bricks, a bucket, and chicken wire in it for ya.

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No, you get a pair of horses to pull a wagon of beer and let them run by the house. They'll sense a disturbance in the force and follow it. Trust me, I'm from Alabama. It'll work.

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  Isa_fml  |  18

Oh my God this is the best comment I've ever seen on this site, hands down.

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