By witchybaby89 - 26/05/2015 02:50 - United States

Today, one of my regulars came up to my car in the parking lot. We talked through the window while I put on my makeup. He then asked for a hug because he won't be in for two weeks. I obliged and he was kind enough to slide his hand between my legs. He then gave me $50 not to tell his wife. FML
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witchybaby89 tells us more.

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To answer a lot of questions, I'm a truck stop waitress not a prostitute or stripper. He's a truck driver who has been a faithful customer for two years and has been handsy before but never to this extent. I took the money to my manager and they're looking over video of the parking lot and my restaurant.

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Top comments

burnthistown 20

I thought she meant one of her regulars as in she's a prostitute

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GeorgiaBea 28

Perv... Tell his wife... And the cops.

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Comments

UnluckyGeek 10

Buy her some chocolates and flowers and tell her what happened. The money may as well go to something good!

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invadermaythe1st 35

Take his money, maybe increase the price of 'keeping quiet' and then tell his wife.

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brendejafulable 41

Keep the money and tell his wife.

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UnluckyGeek 10

Buy her some chocolates and some flowers and tell her what happened. The money should go towards something good for her.

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Mr_Millions 18

Kick him in the dick bet he won't touch you again OP

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ironmany_fml 23

she would also lose a regular "customer"

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igive 29

Customers like those aren't worth being kept. I've kicked out a few people who harrassed our waitstaff.

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UH60 26

No valid excuse for roughing someone up :/ That's only my opinion, of course.

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lvg_fml 10

If she was a prostitute I don't think it would have come as a shock that he did that

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rehadb 10

It doesn't matter what profession. Men, put yourself in her place. Bid a guy did that to you, how would you feel?

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MzZombicidal 36

It's a sad life you live if $50 is rich and you'd happily accept it after being sexually assaulted.

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ironmany_fml 23

If I was a male prostitue, then it would be the easiest 50 bucks I ever made

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LastResort318 14

The asshole in me wants to make a comment about why you said men to put her self in her shoes.

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Merylwen 24

I think a waitress or a bartender, from the looks of it. Hence why he's a "regular" and she knows his wife.

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