Work: Today, one of my coworkers asked if I hated my life and was depressed... - FML

By anon - 25/07/2013 04:44 - United States - Pleasantville

Today, one of my coworkers asked if I hated my life and was depressed because of how I look most of the time. This is just my facial expression. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 20/08/2011 21:36 - United Kingdom

Today, my boss called me into his office and bitched me out for a good half hour for my attitude to our customers. Apparently I always look pissed off and sound sarcastic. That's just my face at rest. FML

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What's updog?

By bu09 - 07/03/2009 20:34 - United States

Today, all of my friends and teachers asked me what was wrong because I looked sad and tired. One kid even said that I looked like "an abused housewife the day after." I was fine. It was the first time I went to school without wearing any makeup. FML

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Smile like you mean it

By sad - 24/08/2021 08:01

Today, I was feeling sad and depressed at work, when a customer said, “Smile. It’s nice and sunny outside.” Sunny weather makes me depressed. FML

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Miserable

By myworstday - 05/04/2016 01:36 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was let go from an unpaid internship. The reasons cited was that I seemed unhappy at work. No, that's just my face. FML

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Awkward pause

By crazyclumzy - 04/02/2010 05:05 - Canada

Today, I had lunch with a coworker, and after having a good talk and enjoying each others company, we got up to leave. Right before we said goodbye, she looked me right in the face and, looking legitimately confused, said, "You know, I really don't understand why no one at work likes you." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2012 19:17 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I decided not to wear any makeup. I got told 13 times at work that I looked ill. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2013 07:28 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, I got fired from my job because I "look too grumpy." FML

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By tb351 - 28/05/2011 23:37 - United States

Today, I asked my kids if I looked good before going to work. Smiling, they told me I looked wonderful. It wasn't until I got to work and looked into the mirror until I noticed my left eyebrow was gone. FML

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Face it

By dawn - 21/07/2012 16:24 - Canada - Red Deer

Today, I realized that whenever I use emoticons, I tend to make the same face in real life. My coworkers gleefully showed me various pictures with my tongue out, face scrunched up, and so on, while staring at my phone. They've already made their way around the office. FML

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By Smile No More - 13/05/2011 12:27

Today, I was wondering why I was getting strange looks all day at work. When I got to a mirror after my shift, I noticed a booger hanging out of my nose, which was visible only when I smiled. My job involves greeting people all day with a huge smile. FML

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Top comments

CookieLovesBoo 16

Thursday 25 July 2013 12:15

Some people always get this . They either always think your mad or upset .

SpaceRaptor 8

Thursday 25 July 2013 12:27

A smile a day keeps the doctor away! But not the pedophiles.... Oh god not the pedophiles...

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SpaceRaptor 8

Thursday 25 July 2013 12:27

A smile a day keeps the doctor away! But not the pedophiles.... Oh god not the pedophiles...

Stephy94 9

Thursday 25 July 2013 12:27

Turn your frown upside down! That's a smile; not an upside down frown!

saxybandgeek 14

Thursday 25 July 2013 12:28

I know a lady who looks like she's frowning ALL the time. I'm pretty sure it's just the way her face is though

cieloalicia 16

Thursday 25 July 2013 19:55

Does this lady happen to be Kristen Stewart?

NorwegianViking 8

Thursday 25 July 2013 12:30

I know the feeling...

Kkkdawg 27

Thursday 25 July 2013 12:31

Ugh, I get this ALL the time. I always look like I'm frowning and everyone always comments. It's the natural way my face is. I think it's weird when people smile all the time. I understand your pain, op.

CookieLovesBoo 16

Thursday 25 July 2013 12:33

Same here . * you look sad what's wrong * :/

CharresBarkrey 15

Thursday 25 July 2013 14:24

I think I'd rather everyone think I was sad or mad than think I look tired or drugged out. I have very thin pale skin under my eyes which causes purple circles under them constantly. I get "You look tired!" at least once a day.

xninix_fml 36

Thursday 25 July 2013 20:09

same here to me too, i often get asked "what's wrong" because supposedly i always looked pissed off or sad yet when people actually get to know me i am a very friendly person.

Msraina 8

Thursday 25 July 2013 12:50

I'm the same way. If I'm not thinking about how my expression looks, I look like I'm on the verge of tears. Even my closest friends, who know this about me, will sometimes ask if I'm ok. You just get used to it.

ILoveMyArm 15

Thursday 25 July 2013 12:57

Turn that frown upside down, or not...

ILoveMyArm 15

Thursday 25 July 2013 13:01

Did he then ask "why the long face?" and then offer your some sugarcubes and hay?

Trentger 10

Thursday 25 July 2013 13:02

Ouch...

mbuck87 19

Thursday 25 July 2013 13:07

Bitchy resting face. YouTube it

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