Work: Today, one of my coworkers asked if I hated my life and was depressed... - FML

By anon - 25/07/2013 04:44 - United States - Pleasantville

Today, one of my coworkers asked if I hated my life and was depressed because of how I look most of the time. This is just my facial expression. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2011 21:36 - United Kingdom

Today, my boss called me into his office and bitched me out for a good half hour for my attitude to our customers. Apparently I always look pissed off and sound sarcastic. That's just my face at rest. FML

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What's updog?

By bu09 - 07/03/2009 20:34 - United States

Today, all of my friends and teachers asked me what was wrong because I looked sad and tired. One kid even said that I looked like "an abused housewife the day after." I was fine. It was the first time I went to school without wearing any makeup. FML

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Smile like you mean it

By sad - 24/08/2021 08:01

Today, I was feeling sad and depressed at work, when a customer said, “Smile. It’s nice and sunny outside.” Sunny weather makes me depressed. FML

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Miserable

By myworstday - 05/04/2016 01:36 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was let go from an unpaid internship. The reasons cited was that I seemed unhappy at work. No, that's just my face. FML

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Awkward pause

By crazyclumzy - 04/02/2010 05:05 - Canada

Today, I had lunch with a coworker, and after having a good talk and enjoying each others company, we got up to leave. Right before we said goodbye, she looked me right in the face and, looking legitimately confused, said, "You know, I really don't understand why no one at work likes you." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2012 19:17 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I decided not to wear any makeup. I got told 13 times at work that I looked ill. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2013 07:28 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, I got fired from my job because I "look too grumpy." FML

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By tb351 - 28/05/2011 23:37 - United States

Today, I asked my kids if I looked good before going to work. Smiling, they told me I looked wonderful. It wasn't until I got to work and looked into the mirror until I noticed my left eyebrow was gone. FML

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Face it

By dawn - 21/07/2012 16:24 - Canada - Red Deer

Today, I realized that whenever I use emoticons, I tend to make the same face in real life. My coworkers gleefully showed me various pictures with my tongue out, face scrunched up, and so on, while staring at my phone. They've already made their way around the office. FML

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By Smile No More - 13/05/2011 12:27

Today, I was wondering why I was getting strange looks all day at work. When I got to a mirror after my shift, I noticed a booger hanging out of my nose, which was visible only when I smiled. My job involves greeting people all day with a huge smile. FML

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CookieLovesBoo 16

Thursday 25 July 2013 12:15

Some people always get this . They either always think your mad or upset .

SpaceRaptor 8

Thursday 25 July 2013 12:27

A smile a day keeps the doctor away! But not the pedophiles.... Oh god not the pedophiles...

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JoshuahColins 19

Thursday 25 July 2013 19:32

I have the same problem. The corners of my mouth look like I'm frowning, when actually I'm just hungry most of the time.

Uri69 10

Thursday 25 July 2013 19:51

I get that alot..I'm a fun loving person.laugh alot but my face normally looks sad or depressed!

Omniprism 14

Thursday 25 July 2013 21:25

Your coworker is an asshole. Don't listen to them. I bet they beat themselves up everyday because of how they look.

Uramonkey 11

Thursday 25 July 2013 21:26

6 - You're gonna need a knife for that :D

_TheWoman_ 6

Thursday 25 July 2013 21:59

Are you Kirsten Steward? If so, i think they might be right.

_TheWoman_ 6

Thursday 25 July 2013 22:02

He/she, sorry ;)

cottoncandymango 17

Thursday 25 July 2013 22:04

Same

theboy13 13

Friday 26 July 2013 0:15

Smile!

RoboCunnilingus 23

Friday 26 July 2013 0:26

Is that how OP got those scars?

guttedbrit 26

Friday 26 July 2013 0:46

I can totally relate to that! People say I always look miserable, and I get constantly asked 'what's up with you?' and 'You okay?' .. If I'm not smiling 24/7 I apparently look like I'm about to cry, yet I'm a very happy person!

whathefuckislife 11

Friday 26 July 2013 1:14

I get that all the time.

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