Kids: Today, on the bus, a young high school boy sat down next to me...

By Rita - 10/12/2008 04:58 - France

Today, on the bus, a young high school boy sat down next to me and started to chat me up. I thought it was cute until he asked me which high school I was attending. I'm 27, I'm married, I have a child. FML

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By vishurricanes - 10/06/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, I was on the bus when my crush told me to come and sit with him. I got all excited, especially when he put his arm around me. He then whispered in my ear "Hey, is your friend over there single?" FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I was riding the public bus and a really fat, smelly guy sat next to me. He put his arm around my shoulder and asked me if I was single. My stop wasn't for three more miles. FML

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Old soul

By Olivia - 09/08/2021 20:01 - Australia

Today, I was asked if I had children who are in high school. I’m 17. This isn't the first time someone has mistaken me for a woman in her twenties. FML

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By luciaspiano - 05/02/2010 00:47 - United States

Today, I was riding a bus. After having a conversation with my friend, I looked down and saw a little boy looking at me. He asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" As if that wasn't bad enough, when I responded that I was a girl, he said, "Oh. So, why do you have a boy voice then?" FML

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Do I know you?

By steph2052 - 13/07/2011 00:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I came across the topic of school while chatting. He asked me what high school I went to and where I moved from. I have lived here my whole life, he was my crush for four years, and was in my classes throughout those years. He doesn't believe me. FML

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Doubling down

By omgitserika - 18/11/2009 15:09 - United States

Today, I thought my online boyfriend was calling me, so the first line I said was "Hey, Baby." His wife answered with, "This is Jenny. Who's this?" After speaking for thirty minutes, I found out he's married, fifty-eight, and has two kids. I'm seventeen. FML

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By wtf yourself, cunt - 17/09/2012 23:14 - Australia - Sydney

Today, at school, a guy walked up to me and said I look a little too young to be at high school. I told him that I'm sixteen years old. He stared at my chest for several long seconds, muttered "What the fuck?" and walked off. FML

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By Silent - 01/06/2012 14:24 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, a girl started talking to me at the bus stop. After it descended into an awkward silence, I jumped on my bus to avoid further conversation. She got on the same bus. And got off at the same stop. I swear the whole bus could feel the tension. FML

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Sorry sweaty

By boyfriendless - 10/04/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a five year-old boy. Somehow the topic of relationships came up, and he asked me if I had a boyfriend. When I told him that I was single, he got all excited and asked if he could be my boyfriend. It would have been cute… except he was the first guy to ever ask me out. I'm 18. FML

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Close shave

By Gears - 29/04/2019 16:00

Today, I had dinner at a local fast-food joint. There's an employee there that I usually talk to and flirt with, so I thought maybe it was time to ask for her number. After a small conversation and almost getting to the point, she told me, "I'm 17." I'm 23. FML

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Monday 9 February 2009 4:04

MILF

LuvFML 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 7:07

you should definitely take that as a compliment...this should be a FLOP FML

Comments

pokurfayce 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 23:42

that's a really good compliment actually.

Teffie 0

Monday 16 March 2009 6:47

I wish this would happen to me!!!!

johnnythreetears 2

Wednesday 8 June 2011 20:01

I'm 16 and I chatted up a 21 year old, funny thing is she thought I was her age, and I thought she was my age. and yes, I did get the number, so honestly I agree, why not look young and sexy? nothin wrong with that?

ill 0

Monday 16 March 2009 9:52

You're what they call a milf.

buggles 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 3:33

why is this on here? your old and they think your hot boohoo.

Das_Kut 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 21:36

You should feel flattered, being 27, having a baby, and still looking hot and tight! ;)

inlimbo11 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 22:54

definitely a good thing. fyl for taking that in a negative way. #16 - no, that's not usually how it works, this chick is just dense...real dense.

EstacyPantsFML10 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 23:18

I'm sorry, but that's not a FML situation. to be so close to 30 and still look like a high schooler is a good thing. this isn't even worth a FML situation.

Sammara 0

Friday 20 March 2009 0:39

I work at a junior high and for the first week there, the students mistook me for one of their peers (ages 11-14). I'm 23 and have a college degree. I feel your pain!