Work: Today, my work finally hired someone to replace some leaky pipes...

By lifestinks - 23/08/2009 03:29 - United States

Today, my work finally hired someone to replace some leaky pipes at work. I work in the basement by myself, and just as I walk under the newly fixed pipes, I get soaked with water. Apparently it was connected to a toilet. My boss couldn't find a replacement so they made me work covered in piss. FML

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By seanzynotfonzyehhhhh - 04/08/2016 05:16 - United States

Today, my boss told me to find the bad smell coming from the apartment we were working on. I found the bathtub about 4 inches high full of piss, and spent the next hour bailing it out into a bucket because the drain wasn't connected yet. I have pee stains in all the wrong places. FML

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By honeybee2487 - 30/08/2011 17:35 - United States

Today, at work, I heard a weird sound coming from the ceiling. As I looked up to see what it was, a huge splash of water hit me in the face. I called mall maintenance to let them know. They told me they already knew about the leak... from the sewage line. FML

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By DogStew - 15/09/2019 20:00

Today, at work I had to spend 2 hours cleaning up stinky toilet water. Why? Because yesterday, I forgot to turn on the septic tank pumps. The tank overflowed, and so did all the toilets. My boss is not happy. FML

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By PeedMaPants - 16/08/2016 00:04 - United Kingdom - Meopham

Today, I started my first day at work. When I used the bathroom, I thought I was peeing into the bowl but it was actually leaking out. My pants kindly cleaned up the mess. FML

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By bs_happens - 11/01/2010 15:28 - United States

Today, I found out that a water pipe at my work had burst over the weekend. There is absolutely no water in the building, including the bathrooms. It's a 9-hour day, and I took a laxative this morning before I came in. FML

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By DonPedro - 16/01/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML

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Retail stinks

By Anonymous - 26/07/2020 23:00

Today, a pipe leaked in the store I work at. I had to smell sordid waste for more than 8 hours. FML

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By mpfrost153 - 01/11/2021 12:00 - United States

Today, as if having diarrhea at work wasn’t bad enough, my office’s aggressively flushing toilet sprayed me with my own liquid shit. FML

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Too demanding

By Anonymous - 23/06/2022 18:00 - Canada - Cambridge

Today, my work decided to fire me. Three days ago, I sat down with my boss and asked if they could fix the sewage leak in my office, and maybe look into how loud it is. FML

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By Anonynonynon - 13/02/2015 19:05 - United States - Kansas City

Today, I'm working for a company that makes over a million dollars a year, yet leaves me with no choice but to pee in a cup because they won't pay to fix the only toilet in the building. FML

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Sunday 23 August 2009 9:12

Should have gone home to shower and change. Claimed a health hazard due to unsanitary working conditions.

DJ_Chutfield 4

Sunday 23 August 2009 9:16

You're a ******* idiot if you stayed covered in piss. Wtf is wrong with you?

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99MDC 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 14:39

Were you pissed off?

anony_moose 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 14:52

facepalm

MadeOfAwesome 1

Sunday 23 August 2009 18:18

Ughh, that blows more than a ****. Shoulda just walked out on them

Qup 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 18:41

noone MADE you do anything. if they had a problem with you cleaning up before returning to work, you'd have a tidy lawsuit.

XTheDesertSongX 17

Sunday 23 August 2009 19:27

my fml won't update! will anyone elses?

blueknight1st 26

Sunday 23 August 2009 19:39

Your name wouldn't happen to be Milton would it?

Struedelmuffin 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 19:55

You must have been "pissed" off. Haha. Get it

oopsie_daisy8446 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 19:57

there has been 25 comments for a couple of hours now .. strange ..

XTheDesertSongX 17

Sunday 23 August 2009 19:58

MadeOfAwesome: will you marry me? lol

punkazzneon 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 20:29

that's when you give your boss a nice big HUG.

ryansims 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 21:51

do u work in America if so then that's illegal FYI

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