Work: Today, my work finally hired someone to replace some leaky pipes...

By lifestinks - 23/08/2009 03:29 - United States

Today, my work finally hired someone to replace some leaky pipes at work. I work in the basement by myself, and just as I walk under the newly fixed pipes, I get soaked with water. Apparently it was connected to a toilet. My boss couldn't find a replacement so they made me work covered in piss. FML

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By PeedMaPants - 16/08/2016 00:04 - United Kingdom - Meopham

Today, I started my first day at work. When I used the bathroom, I thought I was peeing into the bowl but it was actually leaking out. My pants kindly cleaned up the mess. FML

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By bs_happens - 11/01/2010 15:28 - United States

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By DonPedro - 16/01/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2020 23:00

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By mpfrost153 - 01/11/2021 12:00 - United States

Today, as if having diarrhea at work wasn’t bad enough, my office’s aggressively flushing toilet sprayed me with my own liquid shit. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/06/2022 18:00 - Canada - Cambridge

Today, my work decided to fire me. Three days ago, I sat down with my boss and asked if they could fix the sewage leak in my office, and maybe look into how loud it is. FML

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By Anonynonynon - 13/02/2015 19:05 - United States - Kansas City

Today, I'm working for a company that makes over a million dollars a year, yet leaves me with no choice but to pee in a cup because they won't pay to fix the only toilet in the building. FML

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Sunday 23 August 2009 9:12

Should have gone home to shower and change. Claimed a health hazard due to unsanitary working conditions.

DJ_Chutfield 4

Sunday 23 August 2009 9:16

You're a ******* idiot if you stayed covered in piss. Wtf is wrong with you?

Comments

toekneeuh 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 9:52

Tell your boss you love him and give him a big hug! (:

Izabushel 65

Tuesday 12 February 2013 6:45

Then they could have taken a shower together. A pee free one.

Nicoleismyname 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 10:14

If the pipe was fixed how did you end up covered in piss?

shamille 5

Sunday 23 August 2009 15:28

i know, right? hopefully they didn't pay the repairers. oh hey and they could've used the money they saved to make up for the few hours the OP would've taken to get cleaned up and change.

jc21_fml 1

Sunday 23 August 2009 10:17

sick ! i would've said, **** you! , i'm gonna take a shower and ill be back. ( in a terminator kind of way )

allmidnighteyes 10

Sunday 23 August 2009 10:18

he, no need to get THAT pissed off

allmidnighteyes 10

Sunday 23 August 2009 10:20

hey* /fail

null_fml 11

Sunday 23 August 2009 10:59

Well there was no need for him to get THAT pissed on, either.

Luckster 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 10:27

That's just so unsanitary, I felt like vomiting just reading this! Can't your workplace get in trouble for making you work in such conditions?

fif1189 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 10:37

Pics or it didn't happen! Seriously though, that blows. You should've just gone home, showered, changed, and come back. Couldn't have taken that long.

hk_fml 9

Sunday 23 August 2009 10:43

Ewwww jesus. That is sick. How did you even manage to concentrate on work while you smelled like piss?

flinkpamingo 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 11:06

I belive that with a body fluid exposure, you have the right to leave and clean up. You might want to look in to that as you may find you could soon own part of the company. ESPECIALLY if you get sick. NOT COOL!! Call your state Board of Health or OSHA.