By Anonymous - 16/03/2019 16:00

Today, my wife, who knows I'm attracted to women with long hair just like 95% of men, instead of growing her hair long, said she is going to stop being friends with any women who have long hair because she doesn't want me to be attracted to them. FML
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PhoenixChick 26

Since you are shallow and selfish enough to take it for granted that your wife would change her appearance to meet your tastes, I think she was right to expect you are selfish and shallow enough to be tempted by long-haired women she might be around.

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LadyRen 20

Did you know 95% of sats are made up?

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ojosRojos 28

It’s not your wife’s job to tailor her appearance to your liking. It’s also not her job to tailor her friend selection, because she should be able to trust that you’d be loyal regardless of what other women look like. It’s time for you to take a look in the internal mirror and make some changes to your personality.

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zuckerburg 21

just because i prefer men with big dicks doesn't mean I expect the man I'm with to grow a larger penis or block any knee-slappers that might want to tap my ass. tell your wife to grow the **** up... WHILE YOU DO TOO

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sarahcroy20 12

She sounds nuts. That's ridiculous.

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