Love: Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML

By divorced - 19/08/2010 10:01 - United States

Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 750

You deserved it 4 559

Mother's Day: Sweets and Bummers
Between disastrous breakfasts in bed and unusual gifts, Mother's Day is an inexhaustible source of laughter. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By haphazard2007 - 02/01/2012 09:44 - United States

Today, I got a gift from my wife in the form of divorce papers. She waited till after New Year's so it wouldn't show up on her taxes for 2011. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 001

You deserved it 2 850

By you would - 04/03/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, my wife told me that she wanted a divorce. It is also my 39th birthday today. For my birthday present, she gave me a subscription to match.com. FML

I agree, your life sucks 140 944

You deserved it 7 656

By brycepetrillo - 07/09/2013 16:08 - United States - New Port Richey

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML

I agree, your life sucks 67 182

You deserved it 3 972

Commitment

By Anonymous - 07/06/2023 06:00

Today, my wife asked for a divorce. Apparently, me being forced to work on her birthday and our anniversary 3 years in a row is the absolute limit she’s willing to put up with. FML

I agree, your life sucks 542

You deserved it 796

By Jeri - 12/02/2010 08:41 - United States

Today, the day of my 29th birthday and two weeks after our 10th wedding anniversary, the only thing my husband got me for my birthday was divorce papers. Happy birthday, bitch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 654

You deserved it 4 945

By GlennGuagmire - 23/10/2016 06:23 - Saudi Arabia - Ras Tanura

Today, my wife and I were born on the same day, married on our birthday date. Today is our birthday and anniversary, and today we are getting divorced. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 018

You deserved it 1 624

By TrashGirl - 24/06/2018 01:30

Today, for our 8th wedding anniversary I gave my husband several well-thought-out gifts. He gave me divorce papers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 963

You deserved it 388

By Sarah - 01/01/2013 15:15 - United States

Today, instead of the traditional midnight kiss, my husband handed me divorce papers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 107

You deserved it 5 547

By TCRII - 28/03/2018 01:30

Today, my wife said she wants a divorce. Three days ago, I added her onto the title to my house, my bank accounts, and my business. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 974

You deserved it 758

By Chakkamofo - 01/02/2009 22:47 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My wife gave me a card saying "You made it to 36!". It's my 35th birthday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 003

You deserved it 2 453

jackieeoo 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 16:07

for her birthday u can tell her she doesn't get to keep the house

Kingfmltrust 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 16:03

that's messed up. are u ok bro?

Comments

angryteen 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 3:34

That is one of the saddest things I've ever heard, FYL :(

0xXprincessXx0 0

Saturday 28 August 2010 15:24

that stupid bitch doesnt deserve u

transformer88 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 7:00

that sounds like my dad. he told my mom he was leaving her on mothers day. holiday hasn't been the same since. sorry man...

joeleee 0

Friday 8 October 2010 15:00

13 win

xxMariah07xx 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 20:25

that sucks so bad. for her birthday kick her outta house.!

dancinqueen101 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 16:02

that sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

melissa333jade 3

Thursday 7 July 2011 10:08

well think of the bright side at least it was in your anniversary card cus that would rllyy suck

teletuby 0

Monday 15 August 2011 7:18

Man what a bitch that sucks your probably better of

LennyComa 39

Monday 31 October 2011 23:17

What a bitch

islander03 5

Sunday 18 December 2011 4:55

you've been served!

Keywords

Work Embarrassing Social Media Facebook Intimacy Sex Virginity School Health Painful Tinder Awkward Dating Love Skincare Anxiety Relatable Sextoys Poopoo peepee Kids Art Birthday Covid Relationship advice Transportation Cars Gross Family Neighbours Lonely

The Top

Today, I got out of bed and went downstairs in my boxers to get a glass of water. I entered the kitchen and said hi to my visiting mother-in-law, who smiled. Only after a good ten minutes did she decide to tell me that my knob was hanging from a gap in my boxers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 236

You deserved it 6 704

Today, I walked in on my husband sniffing my sister’s panties from her laundry basket. He had the gall to defend himself and told me, “If you wore these sexy thongs and cheekies instead of them granny panties, I wouldn’t be doing this.” I wear “granny panties” because I recently gave birth to our daughter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 609

You deserved it 116

The Top

Today, I jumped when, after being home alone for days, I suddenly saw the door handle move. Apparently, the cats weren't happy about being locked out of the kitchen and were pretty close to figuring things out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 730

You deserved it 173

Today, I spent three and a half hours creating a Wikipedia page for myself. Three minutes after publishing, it was deleted due to me being a "Non-notable person nobody's ever heard of." FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 324

You deserved it 56 168

Today, I finally found someone who liked me and wanted to kiss me. It was a 5-year-old at the daycare I work at. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 665

You deserved it 1 039

Today, I was warned that I was failing too many students and it had to stop, so I showed my boss all of the easy assignments a lot of students didn't even turn in. She told me to stop using so many "big words" in them. I teach at a four year University. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 783

You deserved it 227

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of six years. She got mad at me, saying she is too young to get married and that I was trying to ruin her career. She is 32 and works part-time at a grocery store. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 970

You deserved it 3 406

Today, I stepped in dog shit, barefoot, in my own bathroom. The dog had been outside for two hours earlier, and I'd watched him take a dump. Apparently he was saving some for when he got back in the house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 102

You deserved it 2 434

Same thing different taste

Commitment

Top comments

Comments