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Wow Ydi for not checking
hahahahaha
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Show it anywayHickory Dickory Dock... you're freaking stupid. YDI.
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Show it anywayLOL
excuse me?! cooking and cleaning? hmm, okay, it'll be funny until your future companion hears you say that, then you'll be alone having nothing to eat but the crap you're living in. then guess whose going to be laughing?
**** you you sexist people. everyone is equal excpet for the fact that we can keep this species alive while all you think about is meat and sex. oh and also girls cando anything you can do, better, in heels.
and we're not questioning why ops wife went off with the other guy to another room.... mhm....
Were you just staring at her boobs all the way? How could you not recognize your wife's boobies? Next time when you're getting down on it, make sure you have the lights on.
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How do you not realize it wasn't your wife? Unless you just spun quickly and grabbed the first boob you saw.
Lesson learned: Look before you grope