By octoberrain / Wednesday 12 October 2011 15:41 / United States
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  je_suis_fml  |  11

if I point out that I recognize this name, octoberrain, from the fml the other day where her sister laughed and couldn't believe the guy she brought home was her man, does that mean I'm on here waaaaaay too much?

  scrapmetal58  |  9

I say bye to my cat and chinchilla. This is my spiel: "Bye you guys. Love you. Be good. See you in a while." or some variation thereof. I wave bye to my cat if he's present. :)


Today, I realised I hate my cat. She has 'stress incontinence', which involved her peeing all over my house. Last week I found out she'd been peeing on my stove, and I can't clean off the smell. Now whenever I try to cook some food, the kitchen is flooded with the scent of burning cat pee. FML

By NotEnoughCleaner - / Thursday 12 November 2009 17:30 / United Kingdom

Today, my son's hamster died. It was overweight and got stuck in its plastic tube. My 6 year old son came downstairs to me smashing a plastic tube with a dead hamster in it on the kitchen table. He thinks I killed it. FML

By freylero / Tuesday 27 October 2009 19:35 / United Kingdom
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