Kids: Today, my son followed me around like a shadow, chanting, "Mom,...

By Anonymous - 24/03/2017 22:00

Today, my son followed me around like a shadow, chanting, "Mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom…" to the tune of Jingle Bells. It's March. FML

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By ohfantastic - 25/01/2009 02:47 - United States

Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML

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By anonymous - 28/12/2011 08:14 - United States

Today, my 9 month-old son realized he is just as tired as I am. His solution is to cry loudly. My solution was to cry along with him. FML

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By uterurist - 22/11/2014 18:37 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, my son trained his little sister to walk up to strangers and whimper: "My mommy punches me." FML

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Friday 24 March 2017 23:49

Ah, I remember the good ol' days when I sang that exact song to my own mom. Abruptly ended when I got punted.

fuxtix 17

Saturday 25 March 2017 0:05

Plot twist: He's 28....

Comments

dutchartmaster 7

Friday 24 March 2017 22:03

Adorable!!!

Jatok 17

Friday 24 March 2017 22:20

No, this is Hell. Definitely Hell. With a capital 'H'. Good luck OP

itssnotfunny 24

Friday 24 March 2017 23:49

Ah, I remember the good ol' days when I sang that exact song to my own mom. Abruptly ended when I got punted.

fuxtix 17

Saturday 25 March 2017 0:05

Plot twist: He's 28....

jay_south 19

Saturday 25 March 2017 0:48

Something tells me he'll be getting coal this year.

Danne696 14

Saturday 25 March 2017 2:09

Would it really have been that much better if it were around Christmas time?

dabomsht123 3

Saturday 25 March 2017 3:28

Kids will be kids!! Patience is a virtue!?

hilamonster06 21

Saturday 25 March 2017 4:26

Doesn't anybody know that Jingle Bells is actually a Thanksgiving song but more commonly sung around around Christmas do to it's lyrical content.

GIJoefan 6

Saturday 25 March 2017 7:20

Did he get this idea from Family Guy, but with his own spin on it?

OhPuhleeze 23

Saturday 25 March 2017 22:03

Was I the only one who sang it in their head after reading it? Mom mom mom, mom mom mom , mom mom mom mom mom, mom mom mom, mom mom mom mom mom mom mom mom mom....