Animals: Today, my sister shot my dog with my airsoft gun. When I told...

By Anonymous - 21/03/2015 05:36 - United States - Mendham

Today, my sister shot my dog with my airsoft gun. When I told my parents, she put on the fakest sobbing I've ever heard, said she didn't even know how to use a gun, and that she saw me shoot my own dog. They believed her and think I need psychiatric help. FML

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By Drizztreri - 05/03/2014 00:09 - United States - Imperial

Today, my mother asked me why her new airsoft gun wasn't working. I explained to her that it doesn't actually shoot air, it requires pellets too. She looked at me like I was too stupid to be her son. FML

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By ZombieGirl0417 - 30/09/2015 21:13 - United States - Jupiter

Today, my aunt asked to see my new airsoft pistol. Not thinking anything of it, I handed it to her. She shot me in the leg. I was standing next to her. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2015 15:40 - Canada - Port-menier

Today, I found out my mom recently stopped taking her medication. I came home to find she'd shot my dog because she thought he was possessed by the devil. FML

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By ThanksChris - 16/10/2011 07:06 - United States

Today, I was watching my cousin shoot at targets on hay bales with his plastic pellet BB gun. After my sister asked him if it would hurt to be shot with one, my cousin smiled at her and said, "Ask your sister" as he shot me in the leg. I think my screaming was obvious enough. It hurts. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2015 15:15 - United States - Lompoc

Today, I woke up to my little sister strangling me. My parents accused me of making the red marks on my throat myself to exaggerate how bad it was. She's just "going through a phase", they say, and I'm a bad person for punching her to get her off me. FML

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Victim blaming

By Anonymous - 28/08/2014 21:16 - Portugal

Today, my demented little sister walked up to me and kicked me between the legs. I told my parents, but they just accusingly asked me what I did to provoke her. When I said, "Nothing", they accused me of lying. There is no justice. FML

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Never forget

By OhhhNooo - 14/03/2010 23:23 - United States

Today, my Dad told me that I was named after the dog he accidentally shot in the head as a teenager. FML

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By SmittyJA24 - 20/05/2014 02:38 - United States - Lewiston

Today, my idiot sister had to have her aged dog put down, then she posts on MY Facebook page, "RIP, Buddy, we'll miss you." My adult children and most of my friends thought I died. FML

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Vengeance is mine

By Anonymous - 22/11/2023 00:01

Today, I wouldn’t let my sister borrow my car, so she told our parents that I’m depressed and threatened to kill myself, which is a lie. My mom is on the phone to 999 trying to get me a 72-hour psychiatric hold in hospital, and every time I say it was a lie, my dad says I’m in typical denial. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2019 10:00

Today, I pretended to have a heart attack so my baby sister would know when to call 911. When I fell down and started to pretend, she drank my soda instead of helping me. FML

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rocketgurl 15

Sunday 22 March 2015 0:03

Your sister has some serious issues. Hope things work out okay OP.

cutycat136 28

Sunday 22 March 2015 0:03

Next time she decides to pick up the gun, start recording and show it to your parents next time she tries to pull something like that so you have proof she knows how to use it.

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ProbablyHuman666 10

Sunday 22 March 2015 2:35

The dog and the girl

Volcan_fml 22

Sunday 22 March 2015 2:35

So, your sister is a psychopath.

Kramer1998 20

Sunday 22 March 2015 2:37

If this happened in my house, since my sister can't tell the truth ever, she'd get hit with a chair

grajax 24

Sunday 22 March 2015 2:49

Tell your sister to **** off.

fantasyworld 37

Sunday 22 March 2015 3:05

The abuse of animals is usually the first sign that someone's a psychopath.

TiggyBonkers 32

Sunday 22 March 2015 3:27

Oh wow this has made me feel really pissed off. I'm so sorry, OP. Maybe you should film her next time?

joe1105 11

Sunday 22 March 2015 3:48

my dad has had a bb stuck in his knee for 45 years because his brother shot him when he was 12

Imaginefree66 4

Sunday 22 March 2015 4:14

Who should I believe? Your sister, or you? Maybe believing your parents is reasonable. Sorry to say that. Because it's the hardest thing to recognize oneself correctly. No offense.

interesting33 36

Sunday 22 March 2015 10:00

I think OP would know if they shot their dog though, and they have nothing to gain by lying about it on fml to people they don't even know.

just_dorky_me 22

Sunday 22 March 2015 4:42

People like that truly disgust me. It's not enough that she shot the dog but then act the way she did and to throw you under the bus is gross. I'm very sorry that OP has to live with such a disgusting human being.