Miscellaneous: Today, my sister asked me if she could go into my closet to borrow...

By meegs - 17/10/2010 00:31 - Canada

Today, my sister asked me if she could go into my closet to borrow my favourite dress for a party she was going to tonight. When I asked her where she was going, she said to a Halloween costume party. My sister is going as a prostitute. FML

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By apparentnerd - 31/10/2009 17:32 - United States

Today, my sister is dressing up as a nerd for Halloween. She's using my clothes for the costume. FML

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By Noname - 19/02/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, my sister asked if she could look through my closet to find something to wear. She is 6 months pregnant. FML

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By halloweenless - 01/11/2010 13:14 - United States

Today, I spent over $160 and 2 hours preparing for a Halloween party I was throwing. The only person who showed up was my sister, who helped me decorate. FML

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By Timv86 - 16/02/2010 08:18 - Australia

Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yelled at the top of her voice, "Stop following me, you freak." I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML

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By Aries_gurl - 23/10/2018 08:00 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, my sister asked to use my blow dryer, so I gave her the keys to my apartment. When I came home from work, half my clothes were missing. FML

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By notaprossie - 03/02/2010 08:42 - South Africa

Today, I went to a dress up party. The theme was pirates and prostitutes. At the door I was handed a voucher that said: 'Thank you for dressing up. Collect your free drink at the bar.' I didn't dress up. FML

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By anonymous1 - 14/06/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, my sister and I got fitted for bridesmaid's dresses. It was pretty sheer material, so I took off my bright pink thong and left it on the changing room hanger. As I was looking at myself in the mirror, a woman came out of the room holding my thong. She had tried it on. FML

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Egg mode

By Anonymous - 01/02/2021 05:00

Today, my house cleaner discovered I cross-dress as she was cleaning. She found the pretty nightgowns I wear to bed and other items. Now she wants extra money or she will make my cross dressing public. FML

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By IHateMySister - 02/01/2016 10:36 - Denmark - Kirke-hyllinge

Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML

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By irishbabycakes - 25/01/2010 10:27 - United States

Today, I went to my step-sister's for family dinner. Her husband was really drunk and openly hit on me in front of most of my family. I nonchalantly ignored his advances. Later, my step-mom said it would not have happened if I didn't dress like a skank. FML

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Sunday 17 October 2010 9:21

well if the dress fits..

mintcar 9

Sunday 17 October 2010 9:22

Wow, says a lot about you, huh?

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zodak 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 12:03

it's not Halloween yet lol. fake.

Dragons_corner 6

Sunday 17 October 2010 12:24

it's a Halloween costume party. not for Halloween.

mywinterprincess 3

Sunday 17 October 2010 12:46

YDI it for having such a slutty dress

zemo999 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 14:42

This is so worthless without a pix of the dress....

aimeebabe16 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 15:43

HAHAHA fyl

TheZarola 10

Sunday 17 October 2010 15:46

YDI, obviously. You're pathetic when your family thinks you look like a prostitute.

ImaginaryFoe 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 15:59

Ah, Halloween. The time when girls who wouldn't normally dress slutty get a chance to strut and display all of their goods. FHL for not having the balls to be like you and be a *****-impersonator year-round, amiright? It's not as if you didn't know your dress was revealing so you should have realised some people would think it prostitutish. YDI

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Sunday 17 October 2010 22:05

But the sister's doing it all wrong! You're supposed to be more subtle than just outright dressing as a *****. Y'know, like sexy cat, or sexy prison guard, or sexy nun.