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By Anonymous - 28/10/2014 21:58 - United States

Today, my school put on a musical. I was one of the leads, and in the middle of my solo, I got a huge nosebleed. A little girl in the front row screamed. FML

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By Thatsjustmee - 07/07/2021 04:01 - Canada

Today, I was at rehearsal for a musical. I got a violent nosebleed in the middle of rehearsing and got blood all over my costume. I now owe $350 to the company for the damage I caused. FML

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By musicmaniac13 - 18/03/2011 19:08 - France

Today, I performed in my school's choir concert. The girl next to me started to pass out, and I grabbed her so she wouldn't hit her head. After we were done performing and the curtains closed, my choir teacher dragged me off stage and said I was getting an F for "creating a distraction". FML

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By ko - 09/12/2012 00:25 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went to see a musical that some school friends had put on. At some point in the show, the main character kicked her leg up in the air, and her high heel flew off of her foot and into the audience. The shoe hit me square in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2015 15:28 - United States - Jamestown

Today, I was in a play and had a battle scene. I got a little too into it and wound up twisting my ankle. The audience was treated to me screaming like a little girl before face-planting the stage a moment later. FML

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By bmaas - 17/03/2010 16:53 - United States

Today, I was playing volleyball in gym when I went up for a spike. As I was coming down, I elbowed a girl in the face. It turns she's the second most important lead in our school musical, which we perform on Thursday. Her nose is broken. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2016 19:28 - United States - Carlisle

Today, I performed a piano piece at a school play. Everything went well until I got up and accidentally smashed my shin against one of the piano legs. Before I could bite my tongue, I'd already yelled "Fucking hell!" in front of about 50 second graders. FML

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Never sneak up

By Anonymous - 26/01/2022 14:01

Today, I was listening to some music before school started, which is why I didn't hear my teacher sneak up behind me. When she laid her hand on my shoulder, of course I accidentally punch her in the face. Her nose bled. FML

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Do as I say…

By AllThatJazz - 15/04/2009 20:06 - United States

Today, I was stage-managing a school show. Some kids were goofing off backstage, so I yelled at them that they could hurt themselves. While walking back to my chair, I tripped over my own feet and fell 5 feet off the stage, shattering my cheekbone. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2010 21:20 - United States

Today, in marching band, the guy in front of me backed up too far. As we turned, the back of his trombone hit mine, smashing it into my lip. I had to finish the song, sending blood down my horn. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2022 20:00 - United States - Dover

Today, I got a nosebleed. For 7 hours. I ended up in the ER. FML

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Shadowvoid 33

Wednesday 29 October 2014 6:03

Oh nose

devildog562 33

Wednesday 29 October 2014 6:09

Scarred that kid from choir for life . Well played sir .

Comments

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 29 October 2014 8:10

Break a leg and bleed a nose

SauceySarah 30

Wednesday 29 October 2014 8:40

Taking the term "nosebleed section" to a literal sense.

iwanttogotoparis 26

Wednesday 29 October 2014 10:27

The show must go on

yaknaa 6

Wednesday 29 October 2014 11:18

HAHAHAHAH BRUUHHH

Erebus_Terror 12

Wednesday 29 October 2014 11:28

1. Smear it all over your face. 2. Commence epic Death Metal guitar solo!

vivaellefashion 14

Wednesday 29 October 2014 12:58

There will be blood

LadyTyger51ne 8

Wednesday 29 October 2014 16:34

That is horrible! The stress! ?

ebrainer1 9

Wednesday 29 October 2014 21:18

I say if something like that happens, you go full keel and own that shit. Make a moustache out of it like a psycho and keep the show going.

nick3600 22

Wednesday 29 October 2014 23:25

Sounds like something that would happen to me

Olive39 6

Thursday 30 October 2014 0:21

Hahahaha

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