Health, Roommate, Students and Jealousy: Today, my roommate stumbled in drunk at 5am with 3 Big Macs,...

By apparentlythereisnokarma - 01/01/2013 21:00 - Canada - Didsbury

Today, my roommate stumbled in drunk at 5am with 3 Big Macs, and passed out on the floor after eating them. This happens almost every night. I stay in, study, work, and go to the gym almost everyday. And she still has better grades, a better body, and makes more money than me. FML

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By i wonder why - 21/10/2022 07:00 - United States - Federal Way

Today, my roommate still chooses to waste his money on McDonald's food for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. He politely refuses to eat my nutritious home-cooked meals that people say taste amazing. Then he complains that he's in a shitty mood all the time. I wonder why… FML

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By theRoomie - 02/11/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, my loser roommate got wasted. He comes to me before going to bed, tells me he loves me, tries to hug me, then explosively vomits all over my face, my hair, my clothes. Then spends the rest of the night retching. FML

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By unhappystudent - 14/12/2016 12:32 - United States - Storrs Mansfield

Today, after a long night of studying, my roommate and her friends decided it would be fun to throw a mini party in my room at 7am. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 11:33 - Germany

Today, I arrived in my dorm at 3 am to find my roommate passed out and a nauseating stench. While I was gone, he got drunk and puked all over the walls, carpet, and both beds. His inebriated attempt to clean up the mess consisted of smearing his vomit everywhere with my shower robe. FML

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By hoops - 14/01/2011 20:34 - United States

Today, I clocked into work completely exhausted despite having gone to bed early. My roommates stayed up until 4am watching a movie, blasting music, and constantly giggling like madwomen. This is their "new and improved" schedule. FML

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By shutup shutup shutup don't wanna hear it - 08/11/2016 00:43 - United States - Charlottesville

Today, my roommate told me that she was studying in the library. Turns out, she didn't feel like going to the library and just spent all afternoon studying in a friend's room because she didn't think I was capable of shutting up for long enough to get any work done. Our other friends agreed. FML

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By screwed - 22/05/2009 00:18 - United States

Today, after a night of drinking, I woke up with some chips in my bed. I thought it was funny so I went to tell my roommate. Her response was, "That's so funny! It's a typical night out for the two of us. I wake up the next morning with a boy in my bed and you wake up with food in yours." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2015 02:37 - United Kingdom

Today, I got sick of my flatmate stealing my food so I decided to sabotage a leftover pizza with laxatives. I came back home later in the evening after a night of heavy drinking. Guess what I had to eat in my drunken stupor. FML

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Student life

By anonymous - 13/09/2015 15:34 - Luxembourg

Today, my roommate remembered that we have an essay due Monday, so he wrote the full essay, while stoned, in less than an hour, without using his textbook. It was better than the one I spent all week writing. He is now upstairs having sex, and I've lost all motivation. FML

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Dude, WTF?

By Anonymous - 18/03/2016 20:57 - United States - Valley Stream

Today, my roommate reached a whole new level of laziness: I caught him casually peeing into an empty beer bottle while laying in bed. FML

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dhall30 8

Wednesday 2 January 2013 9:12

Don't worry that will soon change.

Chelsea_bella 20

Wednesday 2 January 2013 9:12

Life sucks and then you die.

Comments

ilovegordon 6

Wednesday 2 January 2013 9:25

Her irresponsible life choices will catch up to her eventually. Just keep doing what you're doing and by the time you're both 30, you'll be far ahead of her both in life and looks.

YUNOLIKE 6

Wednesday 2 January 2013 9:27

Don't worry she'll soon be fat,eating like that will just make you gain weight

DutchBasterd 15

Thursday 3 January 2013 1:48

or cause her to have a heart attack. .

aliciamartinez15 11

Wednesday 2 January 2013 9:27

That sucks. You shouldn't worry though. You will be much better of in the long run. Just wait. Her metabolism will slow right down and her bad habits will come back to bite her in the (large) ass! ( l )

MelTheGreat 23

Wednesday 2 January 2013 14:15

Dat ass...

EsotericBrent 29

Wednesday 2 January 2013 9:28

It won't last forever; most people burn out after a few months or even year(s) of straight partying. The work ethic you're building up now is extremely admirable and will serve you well throughout your life

sinking_fish 12

Wednesday 2 January 2013 10:12

I am very curious to hear where OPs flatmate is at in the next 10 years compared to OP. Though, it is safe to assume the outcome.

lakersfan2424 8

Wednesday 2 January 2013 9:35

FYL.

pheebs314 17

Wednesday 2 January 2013 9:37

Just because she is thinner doesn't mean she is healthier! Her cholesterol is probably higher, and she's most likely that thin because she isn't getting the proper nutrients.