Miscellaneous: Today, my refrigerator defrosted itself. FML - FML

By Anonymous - 25/10/2008 16:55

Today, my refrigerator defrosted itself. FML

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By nobar - 04/06/2019 06:00

Today, I learned how to make my fridge colder. I felt that what it was set on felt a little warmer than normal, so I turned it down. Now everything in my fridge is frozen. FML

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By FrozenD - 12/12/2009 16:55 - Canada

Today, my furnace and all of my heating systems broke down. A fridge is 3 degrees Celsius; it is now 2 degrees Celsius in my house. I would be warmer in my fridge. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2023 03:30

Today, I put my phone in the fridge to cool it down. Now it's cold, but it won't turn on. FML

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By Jograd - 25/09/2012 17:13 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my roommate decided to turn off all appliances in the house to "save" electricity. This included the refrigerator. FML

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By Kyrie - 14/09/2017 20:00

Today, I came down in the morning to find that my fridge died, leaving water and meat juice all over the floor. My town only has garbage pickup every other week and the last was yesterday. We're expecting a heat wave this week. FML

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By Badlucked - 03/05/2019 06:00 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I spent almost an hour cleaning and scrubbing the inside of my fridge. Just when I'd finished putting everything back inside, I tipped over the open milk carton. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2023 20:00 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I was so tired from staying up late binge-watching my favorite show that I accidentally put my phone in the refrigerator instead of the milk. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2023 21:30 - Australia

Today, during a storm-related power failure, I jerry-rigged an inverter from my car to supply the essentials. In doing so, I managed to blow up the fridge, smoke and all. The power came back on 5 minutes later. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2013 07:35 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I bought $250 worth of groceries and was feeling rather good about myself because it's the first time I've been able to do so in months. When I returned home I found my fridge/freezer broken. Most of the food I bought was dairy or frozen. FML

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By Melting in Texas - 09/08/2016 18:56

Today, I discovered that my freezer had died when I saw the contents oozing out the bottom. The now-full trash can won't be picked up for another 6 days, and the high temperatures are supposed to be in the 100s all week. FML

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Mauskau 35

Sunday 6 September 2009 2:36

fridges are 4°c they cannot defrost as there is no frost in there that is only a freezer dumbass

WTFC 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 19:43

Today, I got a call: Me: "Hello?" (excited) Them: "Is your refrigerater running?" Me: (How nice to ask :D) "Yes, it is!" Them: "youd better go catch it!" Me: T_T And that's how OP began to hate fridges

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SomeRussianGirl 3

Saturday 28 July 2012 20:20

Wow, FYL OP it sounds serious 0_o (Sarcasm)

ScenicSubterfuge 39

Wednesday 24 April 2013 20:07

I'm lost>.

Fireashes250 16

Tuesday 23 July 2013 22:05

Umm? Ok? How did this get past the moderators and the team?

froggyjade 16

Tuesday 7 January 2014 13:59

Happens to me about once a year :-(

cwl727 32

Saturday 15 March 2014 18:57

Did your power go out?

shardynfahey 19

Wednesday 24 September 2014 16:54

I can't stop laughing

hunteredmundson 17

Saturday 20 December 2014 2:06

Wow I wish my refrigerator had that function.

TheAspieDork 27

Sunday 8 May 2016 19:08

Seems to be a rather appropriate FML for Mother's Day

Enkeria 30

Sunday 8 May 2016 19:13

I can understand one or two, but twelve? Maybe something happened and she really needed to tell you. That's the only thing I can think of.

nonsensical 26

Sunday 8 May 2016 19:17

I imagine you smiling through all 12 of them, but your eyes getting colder with every message you hear

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Today, my bitch of a sister broke my new phone, which took me months of work to earn. Her excuse? If I didn't want her to break it, I shouldn't have let her use it. FML

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