By uglynerd - 26/05/2013 00:45 - United States - Streamwood

Today, my parents told me they're glad I'm an "ugly nerd" because they don't have to worry about me getting into trouble or having a teen pregnancy. FML
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Pleonasm 35

Now you understand why they were so keen to buy you that WOW membership, XBOX Live subscription and all those games. Turns out you can put a price on virginity!

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KiwiGirlProblems 5

I think they need to watch out even more; )

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worldclassrager 39

That's more irrelevant...if you get into a relationship sex may happen...doesn't mean it will...but they will be proud of you as long as what they said doesn't happen...

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flockz 19

i believe your version of "ugly nerd" and my version are completely different.

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Fluffydemise 18

Perhaps. Perhaps not. Nerdism is such an attractive trait it undoes a lot of ugly.

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Crammed 10

Woah.. Last I heard, nerd sperm and nerd eggs can still make nerd babies!!! Keep chivin on!!

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Jharrist89 12

Use it to your advantage! Mom, Dad, I need am PS4 or I'll go out and have a baby!

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xXNerrrdXx 16

Dam OP, nvm them and I say it for sure -guys LOVE nerdy girls- and bet u r not ugly its just the stereotype so enjoy being a nerd AND a virgin cause they are both never bad ♥

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AngrySailor 17

You're "Jester" aren't you! Nice job on the Westboro Baptist website!

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mkid232 15

Haven't they heard the saying "Beware the nice ones?" This could very easily apply to you.

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