Miscellaneous: Today, my next-door neighbor decided to become a rapper. FML - FML

By MyEarsHurt - 16/09/2012 23:01 - United States - Stockton

Today, my next-door neighbor decided to become a rapper. FML

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By ThatLove - 01/08/2023 18:00

Today, my next door neighbor took up playing the flute as a new hobby. Unfortunately, he's very enthusiastic about actually practising it. It's been 3 hours and counting. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2010 15:45 - United States

Today, it appears that my upstairs neighbour has decided to learn how to play the trombone. FML

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By the_music_major - 19/10/2010 01:09 - United States

Today, I discovered my neighbors have bought a karaoke machine. FML

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By PissedbythePiper - 11/09/2012 06:11 - United States - Saukville

Today, after my annoying neighbor who used to spend hours playing the cello in the apartment below me finally moved out, I found out that I have a new musical neighbor moving in. This fellow plays the bagpipes. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2019 16:15

Today, the neighbors' kid got a new airhorn. FML

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By Thesuz - 06/09/2013 03:27 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, my neighbour was practicing his opera singing, drunk. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2013 01:33 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I discovered that my downstairs neighbor is running a business out of her apartment. Or I should say, her pimp is. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2013 04:28 - United States

Today, I signed a two-year lease on a house. My next-door neighbor said she's in love with me, threatened my girlfriend, and won't stop blasting Taylor Swift. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/07/2009 05:51 - United States

Today, my neighbors were busted for a meth lab in their garage. Yesterday, I signed the mortgage. Welcome to our new neighborhood, kids. FML

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By fuck your music - 16/07/2019 07:30 - United States

Today, I finally got tired of my neighbors constantly blaring their obnoxious rap music all hours of the day and night. Trying to be funny, I put Baby Shark on a loop and turned my speakers all the way up. They called the cops on me. FML

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PinkieKeen 20

Monday 17 September 2012 9:10

Well hey; maybe when he's famous, he'll be all like "I gotta give it up to my neighbor for giving me recognition on FML."

dave5124 7

Monday 17 September 2012 9:10

At least he didn't start playing the bagpipes

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kitsune3 20

Tuesday 18 September 2012 19:50

...and? I know a lot of people don't like rap, but some of it is actually good, and not all of it is obscene. If you have issues with it, either ignore him or request that he keep it down.

Mysterion345 11

Tuesday 18 September 2012 19:54

And this affects you how? I'm sorry but you're acting like a stuck up bitch. Support your neighbor buy some albums and you know what? He'll get better equipment and better vocals. Quit being so conceited about yourself. Oh and if he sucks USING.

Darkxephos 7

Thursday 20 September 2012 3:15

Lol i first thought this said RAPIST and i was like lolol

jtaylor991 6

Saturday 22 September 2012 1:04

..and? can you like hear loud music from your house? this isnt really an FML...

pop7467 7

Saturday 27 October 2012 23:41

Was I the only one who first read this as "raper"

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