Miscellaneous: Today, my new iPhone was stolen from my school locker. After...

By Anonymous - 09/06/2011 23:02 - United States

Today, my new iPhone was stolen from my school locker. After canceling my service, sobbing, having my mom yell at the secretary for their lack of security and finally agreeing to change to a private school, I found it in the corner of my locker. FML

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By Paige - 26/12/2011 06:35 - United States

Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML

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By misc - 20/11/2010 10:40 - Australia

Today, my brand new iPhone 4 was stolen from my bag. I asked the bartender if anyone had handed it in. I soon found out that while I was talking to her, someone swiped my wallet from the bag too. FML

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By yermom - 13/12/2010 07:41 - United States

Today, I was entertaining people during an extra curricular school function in order to help "brighten people's spirits in their time of need." After it was all over, I found out that my phone had been stolen. FML

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By sad face - 07/03/2012 19:25 - Canada

Today, my history teacher confiscated my iPhone. She dropped it on the way back to her desk, and I now have a shattered iPhone screen to fix. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2012 17:50 - United States

Today, someone stole my iPhone. I used the Find My iPhone app, and located it in the apartment building next to mine. I can hear the ringing sound I've activated, but nobody will answer the door. FML

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By fffemaleee - 31/05/2015 18:21 - United States - Waterford

Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML

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By missingphoneproblems - 22/07/2012 05:04 - United States - Warner Robins

Today, after being upset at the fact that my phone was stolen at work, I received a note on my locker saying, "100 bucks and you get the phone back." My phone is being held for ransom. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2018 01:30

Today, my phone went missing. My 8-year-old son took it to school and sold it for $10. FML

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By Oxnar60 - 08/08/2016 18:19 - United States - Harwich

Today, I left my phone at work. After returning to the office to retrieve it, I noticed it was not on my desk as it usually is. I went to the front office and found it on the desk, unattended. When turning on my phone, I was greeted by my new lockscreen: a crap someone took in the bathroom. FML

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By abdominates - 23/10/2009 16:48 - Canada

Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I looked inside realizing my phone and iPod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parked. FML

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Friday 10 June 2011 9:21

U deserve it for overreacting! Geez, calm down!

xMexicanXJesusx 0

Friday 10 June 2011 9:19

Well what're you gonna do now?

Comments

mchunt07 1

Saturday 11 June 2011 8:02

if i was in your school, id take your lunch money. and i hate bullies

jbcrazy 6

Saturday 11 June 2011 8:20

woooow that was kinda stupid. maybe you should look better next time

penisface69 17

Saturday 11 June 2011 8:30

you're such a freaking pussy. everyone knows you're not supposed to leave expensive shit in a locker. of course lockers aren't secure. it's so easy to cut a lock. and then your mom yells at the secretary? who the hell do you think you are? she's a secretary, not the school's secretary of defense. you're such a brat and your parents are such enablers.

ArdathMercene 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 9:18

Oh my gosh, you thought you lost an iPhone and you freaked out about it????? That's terrible!!! Your life DOES suck! how will you ever get into Heaven by living such an unfortunate life?!?!?!? My heart goes out to you. By the way, I don't think you CAN get into heaven without an iPhone...