Transportation: Today, my mum hit me with her car as she was backing out of the... - FML

By broken - 02/09/2009 09:45 - Australia

Today, my mum hit me with her car as she was backing out of the driveway, hitting my leg, and crushing my bike. For the third time this year. FML

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Today, I managed to run over my own foot with my own car. FML

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By Bogrbon - 26/01/2022 20:01

Today, for the third time this year, my wife backed into the garage door. We’d just finally got it fixed exactly one week ago for $1800 from the last time she did it. Somehow it’s my fault. FML

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By phlyingphuck - 31/08/2009 12:44 - United States

Today, my mother finally pressured me to wear my old helmet while riding my bike. Halfway through my ride, 3 spiders came crawling out of it and onto my face, causing me to lose control of the bike and crash head-first. FML

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kendalle_fml 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 16:37

umm MOVE? why are you standing behind a car when it is backing out over and over?

timtam24 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 16:39

your mum can't drive and you have the reflexes of a rock

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helpmeiamblind 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 1:16

Take the hint! Get out while you still can!

Aly3277 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 20:15

Seriously? How many times do you have to get run over in order to...oh, I don't know....move out of the way? Also, if she's run you over 3 times, I think she's trying to tell you something being one of the following: 1. I'm going senile and blind and should not be driving anymore. Please take my license away. 2. I hate you and want you to die. Good luck, I guess....next time move.

truth34bos 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 22:43

Thats How Im Gonna Teach My Kids To Not Play In The Street

ThatDopeKid 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 0:21

First, someone should teach you how to write without capitalizing the beginnings to all your words.

xoerica9 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 22:35

Grammar lessons FTW!

muffinsareyummy 1

Monday 7 September 2009 8:28

sounds like your "mum" isn't very fond of you or your bike.

SuperSamBam 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 7:24

whoever said YDI, you're not a very good person.

Scoop2552 6

Tuesday 8 September 2009 21:58

She's after you, setting a goal.

IrishChris 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 12:55

she is after you... TAKE THE HINT lol

mrsnicks 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 14:48

Take some personal responsibility for your life. Also be aware of your surroundings and quit standing behind cars that are backing up.... I a mean REALLY!

Crazyging 0

Friday 11 September 2009 22:50

get a new leg

containsnosoy 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 5:17

I can understand getting hit once. Twice is a little iffy, you think you'd be a little more aware, but three times, you have to hold yourself accountable. Honestly.

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