chuck makes smells smell fear!

Maybe she's using too much of the detergent. Tell her to only use half or quarter of what she's been using

It'd sure be a shame if that detergent spilled into the sink somehow, and wasn't noticed until it was too late. Especially if the hot water was running and the drain was unplugged.

Time for paper plates, plastic cups, and plastic cutlery.

Is it that soap that ppl go door to door selling? That ***** terrible! Take the cap off and throw it over the neighbor with the annoying dogs (i assume theres one in every neighborhood) fence the dog will be dragging ass for a week and the soap disappears ta da!

Maybe you ought to fit the detergent with some "concrete shoes" and send it to "sleep with the fishes," if ya know what I mean ;) With your luck, a few days after that, you'll eat fish that taste like the detergent . . . fuggeddaboutit!

eeeyuk

Buy a cheap bottle (99 cents) of dishwashing detergent from the store. Pour the contents of her latest bottle down the sink and rinse the bottle out and replace with cheap bottle contents. Problem solved!

throw that shit in the trash. your basically eating dish detergent. bad for your health

Well if she's determined to use the whole bottle, why not use it for something else, like her shampoo maybe? Show her how it feels