Love: Today, my mum got engaged to her American pen-pal, who is in... - FML

By Stheno - 16/09/2013 12:49 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, my mum got engaged to her American pen-pal, who is in prison over there for murder. FML

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Stheno 14

Sunday 16 February 2014 20:07

Sorry it took so long to write back I didn't know my FML got posted :) Now to explain a little. It turns out his trail wasn't fair and the reason he was found guilty was because his cell mate made a deal to get out of being sentenced if he lied about my step father admitting to murdering someone. His da also turned out to be an alcoholic. There is no evidence connecting my step father of the murder and now we're working on getting him released :)

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Sir_ND_Pity 35

Monday 16 September 2013 18:47

He must be a killer romantic. No? I'll show myself out.

Ms_ValS 27

Monday 16 September 2013 18:47

Disgusting how some women go for murderers. Or rapists. These women are twisted inside.

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pizzaloverchick 9

Wednesday 25 March 2015 16:22

I swear, not ALL Americans are like that, just about a million or two. ?

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