Animals: Today, my mother woke me up at 4:30 A.M. to tell me our dog was...

By Anonymous - 17/01/2010 15:18 - United States

Today, my mother woke me up at 4:30 A.M. to tell me our dog was running down the street. I ran for an hour, chasing after her. Turns out it was our new neighbor's dog. Ours was in our basement. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2022 07:00 - United States - Ashland

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By DamnDogs - 05/03/2012 10:28 - Canada

Today, I was woken up by my neighbour's dog losing its mind, and I remembered reading a story about someone ignoring a dog and later finding out that their car had been stolen. Paranoid, I went outside to check on mine. Nope. Just the damn dog barking at one thirty in the morning. FML

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By Maude - 20/11/2020 05:03 - Canada - Beauharnois

Today, I was going for a relaxing walk but my dog broke free from his leash. At the same time, my 80 year-old neighbor was leaving her apartment. My dog ran inside her home and she screamed. I ended up in her bedroom, running around her bed, chasing my dog who was trying to get at her pantyhose. FML

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By chi-huaHUA - 04/12/2010 07:08 - United States

Today, I walked outside to see my friend frantically waving and running at me, yelling something I couldn't understand. I smiled and started to jog over to him until I realized he was screaming "RUN!!!" We spent the next 10 minutes running from his neighbor's 5 vicious chihuahuas. FML

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By nackpattywhackgiveadogabone - 23/09/2010 11:01 - United States

Today, after I got off work, as I walked into the house, I noticed something running across the floor towards me and out of complete terror I kicked it halfway across my living room, not knowing what it was. Turns out it was my roommate's new puppy. FML

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By Sid - 10/04/2011 00:58 - United States

Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML

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By typical - 13/04/2013 23:49 - United States - Cheshire

Today, I fell down the stairs. My mom came running from the other room because she thought it was the dog. She rolled her eyes and walked away when she saw it was me. FML

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By VtecKickIn - 17/07/2010 06:00 - United States

Today, I was driving with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2011 05:11 - United States

Today, my dog disappeared for an hour. After I'd called her name repeatedly, she crawled out from under my bed, threw up on my feet, and then happily walked out the room. FML

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By GotMyBitchBack - 05/09/2013 11:02 - United States - Zanesville

Today, I got home from work and found my dog missing. When I asked my neighbor if she saw what happened, I saw my dog sleeping on her couch. She tried to say it was hers. FML

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Jayjay210 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 20:01

That sucks, I'd check the house before searching, Tbh.

DarthFurby 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 20:03

Damn, that sucks. Reminds me of when my neighbor tried to get me to help catch her Chihuahuas at 5 in the morning.

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letthemxeatcake 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 22:16

You should've asked her if she checked the house first to make sure that your dog actually escaped. **** her life. And you kind of deserve it as well.

atown1278 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 22:31

hahaha that sucks

dancerprancer 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 22:41

i lol'd at this. if my mom did this i would be pissed

BlueTwist89 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 22:44

LOL. This is too funny. Ofc, this would never happen to me b/c my dog doesn't look like any of my neighbors dogs. Sucks for you.

MJs_lover4evr 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 22:50

ahaha

mszanonymous 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 22:58

lol thats very sad maybe next time you should check first

Aha09 1

Sunday 17 January 2010 23:04

LMFAO!!!!!!!! "Little dog, I choose you!"

kylie3497 0

Monday 18 January 2010 0:54

hahahahah bet you had funn

mistershlong 0

Monday 18 January 2010 1:17

you should have hit it with your car to teach your neighbors to keep their dog fenced in

alexFYL 11

Monday 18 January 2010 19:23

Yeah I know right? fences never break and dogs don't dig. some people don't have fences and some people have indoor dogs. it happens. it's more inhumane to leave your dog outside all the time than it is to not have a fence and take it out on a leash.