Intimacy: Today, my mother walked in on my boyfriend licking whipped cream...

By hannah12345 - 26/02/2010 17:54 - France

Today, my mother walked in on my boyfriend licking whipped cream off my nipples. FML

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By Becca Velveeta - 26/10/2019 14:00

Today, my mother's boyfriend sent me pictures of my mom sucking him off. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML

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By not as scarred as he should be - 18/10/2012 18:19 - Canada - Cambridge

Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML

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By fml - 07/03/2010 15:46 - United States

Today, I agreed to let my boyfriend cover every inch of my body in whipped cream and lick it off. We were both enjoying it until his 9 year old sister walked in and started crying. FML

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Knock next time please

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 21:32 - India

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML

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By Jill Shanks - 01/09/2010 06:16 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML

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By Rowden - 26/04/2010 09:58 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend wouldn't lick the whipped cream I had on my nipples because "That stuff is full of calories." FML

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By weezer - 21/02/2011 13:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend walked in on me in the bathroom. That's how he found out that I wax my nipples. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 10:06 - United States

Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML

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By ohgod... - 02/04/2012 02:18 - Canada - Magog

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML

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bubblybrooke 12

Friday 26 February 2010 23:04

LMFAO

FruityLoooons 8

Friday 26 February 2010 23:07

...Bon appetitty?

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fhanold 0

Friday 16 March 2012 5:09

Haha cute idk what the heck I would have done in that situation... " mom I can explain"

bjoernabee 1

Tuesday 3 April 2012 11:22

Just imagined me doing that to my girlfriend... I wish

brookedenardo 4

Tuesday 24 April 2012 15:35

oh my god, awkwarddd.

PITBULL4578 3

Tuesday 8 May 2012 5:03

YOLO

I_want_fmls 5

Saturday 23 June 2012 22:06

Lmfao, this is great. But this is seriously you're fault.

Tatabunny12 9

Wednesday 8 August 2012 6:15

Lol

stargazur 9

Friday 10 August 2012 22:58

That's kinky

mustang95 7

Tuesday 4 September 2012 4:09

Sucks to be you when you all at the dinner table

zonkeymaker 14

Wednesday 3 October 2012 8:41

Damn, wish I could do tht to my chick!!

staceejaxx 6

Sunday 18 November 2012 17:54

Whipped cream?

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Same thing different taste

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