Miscellaneous: Today, my mother got drunk and told me I was a mistake. FML

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By thanks mum - 24/12/2016 10:35 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, my mother got drunk and told me I was a mistake. FML

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Koatai 20

Sunday 25 December 2016 8:37

I'm technically a mistake as well born to teenage unwed mother. Be happy your mom decided to keep you.

amymc1980 11

Sunday 25 December 2016 0:12

There are no such thing as mistakes just happy little accidents. So Bob Ross says.

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amymc1980 11

Sunday 25 December 2016 0:12

There are no such thing as mistakes just happy little accidents. So Bob Ross says.

Dat_Class_Tho 26

Sunday 25 December 2016 5:00

Wouldn't be Christmas without an awkward drunken confession from a family member.

Koatai 20

Sunday 25 December 2016 8:37

I'm technically a mistake as well born to teenage unwed mother. Be happy your mom decided to keep you.

r83839 22

Monday 26 December 2016 10:05

Lots of kids are "mistakes." Doesn't mean she regrets raising you though. Talk to her about it when she's sober.

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